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"Your days are over, Mister!"
-Fighter with Lisped Voice "OPEN YOUR MOUTH!"
-Masked Fighter "Remember, avoid the meadow."
-Whoa "Stinky pits and all baby!"
-Betty(Master Pain) Chosen One:"I'll take a pound of nuts."
Shopkeeper:"THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!"
(wraps them in a paper bag)
Shopkeeper:"THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS, BABY! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!"
(Chosen One Leaves)
Shopkeeper:(On his cell phone)"HE JUST LEFT...WITH NUTS!"
-Chosen One and Shopkeeper "Let me know if you see...a Radio-Shack."
-Ling's Father "Now then, Master Pain has heard rumors that The Chosen One's been spotted in town. Do as he says or he'll cut off your big toe. Now, on that you could trust me". (Applause) "Please that's tender...That is tender."
-The Mayor Betty(Master Pain):"Gentlemen, from this day forward, you will all refer to me by the name 'Betty'. Myya ha ha ha"
Chosen One:"But...Isn't 'Betty' a womans name?"
-Betty(Master Pain) and Chosen One Wimp-Lo:"Knock Knock Who's there? Your butt that's about to be kicked."
-Wimp-Lo Wimp-Lo:"I rock and roll...All day long, Sweet Suzie!"
-Wimp-Lo "Wee Oh Wee Oh Wee!"
-Ling "The man you seek his name is Master Pain. He has great powers and is well protected by the Evil Council." (Chokes on butterfly)
-Master Tang "I need gopher-chucks."
-Chosen One
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