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Will somebody get the kid a Happy Meal?!
-Sonny He has a five-year plan. What is it? Don't die?
-Vanessa and Sonny And the squirrel thought it was a busy time in her life to be kissing rabbits, even though this particular rabbit was sweet. And the rabbit got shut down.
-Lela and Sonny I wipe my own ass.
-Julian Stay away from the frozen food section, your boobs will harden.
-Sonny I made my kid the smelly kid in class?" "I've had some smelly ones before but your son is by far the smelliest.
-Sonny and Ms. Foot Be nice to the delivery guy, won'tcha? It's not his fault he can't read!
-Sonny And that's the capatiller." "Um, a caterpillar." "That's right, a capatiller.
-Julian and Sonny I just gotta kick ass while there's ass to be kicked.
-Leila Hey Frankenstein, what do ya want to eat- a hot dog?"
"30 packets of ketchup!!!!
-Sunny and Frankenstein A kid showed up on my doorstep, you think I planned that? But I fell in love with him. So now my plans have changed.
-Sonny Scuba Steve, damn you!
-Sonny Microsoft went down three points!
-Julian Don't be scared about me making money. I'm in love with a beautiful girl who makes plenty of it. She'll be my sugar momma. (wink)
-Sonny Don't be scared about me making money. I'm in love with a beautiful girl who makes plenty of it. She'll be my sugar momma. (wink)
-Sonny The rabbit worked up his courage and asked the squirrel if he could have just the littlest squirrel kiss.
-Sonny Hip? Hip-hop? Hiphopanonymous?
-Delivery guy Hey Yappy, you stop talking to the kid I'll get you an Egg McMuffin." "How about a Sausage McMuffin with hash browns?
-Sonny and the Homeless Guy Yes, me, the guy who shaved his ass to win a five dollar bet." "Prove it!
-Kevin and Tommy Sausage McMuffin...
-Homeless Guy Kangaroo song!!" "ALL RIIIIGHT!!!
-Julian and Sonny You kick that ass during the day, but at night you have fun with Sonny.
-Sonny They go together like lamb and tunafish." "Lamb and tunafish?" "Maybe you prefer 'spaghetti and meatball'? Be more comfortable with that analogy?
-Delivery Guy and Tommy What's rum?" "You don't know what rum is?" "Rumpelstiltskin?
-Kid in playground and Sonny Is that Kevin on the phone?" "No, it's my...Uncle Remus.
-Carin and Sonny He taught me to pee on a building and that styx is the greatest band in the world and the only got a bad rep because most critics are cynical A$$holes!
-Julian Waitress: Who do you want to win?
Julian: The G-D D*mn Jets!
-Waitress and Julian (to Arthur Brooks) I deliver to you before! You always order three piece of cheesecake!
-Delivery Guy What you need a father figure, STOP PULLING YOUR SISTER"S HAIR!!!
-Sonny You're not proposing, are ya?!" "Uh, yeah pal, I am." "Well, think about it!
-Sonny and Kevin We're gonna go shopping at Barney's." "Barney??" "Not that Barney. A different more expensive Barney.
-Sonny and Julian (social worker takes Julian away from Sonny) I wo'nt sing the Kangaroo Song anymore!!
-Julian Where I'm from is doing what I call doing the Hibbetty-Dibbetty.
-Sonny "Hey, Old Man River, zip it or I'll break your hip"
Sonny to Sid Delivery Guy: So who's this?
Julian: Scuba Steve
Delivery guy: I had a doll like that once, but my ca, he bite his head off
Julian: What kind of cat would do that?
Delivery guy: YOU CALIING ME LIAR?
Sonny: Hey,take it easy.
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