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Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.
-Mrs. White Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a damn.
-Wadsworth He was deranged he was... lunatic. He didnt seem to like me very much he had threatened to kill me in public.
-Mrs. White Three murders? This is getting serious.
-Wadsworth At the beginning of the evening, I was in the hallway. I know because I was there
-Wadsworth Oh, who ever it is, they gotta go away or they'll be killed."
-Mrs. Peacock Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage.
-Mrs.White LET US IN LET US IN
LET US OUT LET US OUT
-Clue Company I'M NOT SHOUTING. ALL RIGHT, I AM. I'M SHOUTING, I'M SHOUTING, I'M SHOUT...
-Wadsworth He was always a stupidly optimistic man. I mean, I'm afraid it came as a great shock when he died but he was found at died at home his head had been cut off and, um, so had his, umm... you KNOW
-Mrs. White Mrs. White: Are you a cop?
Mr. Green: No, I'm a plant.
Miss Scarlet: A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.
Mr. Green: Very funny.
-White,Green, and Scarlett Colonel Mustard: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?
Wadsworth: You don't need any help from me, sir.
-Mustard and Wadsworth Professor Plum: What are you afraid of, a fate worse than death?
Mrs. Peacock: No, just death, isn't that enough?
-Plum and Peacock Wadsworth: But he was your second husband. Your first husband also disappeared.
Mrs. White: But that was his job. He was an illusionist.
Wadsworth: But he never reappeared.
Mrs. White: He wasn't a very good illusionist.
-White and Wadsworth They all did it. But if you wanna know who killed Mr. Boddy, I did. In the hall. With the revolver. All right, Chief, take'em away. I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife.
-Mr. Green Alright whodunnit?
-J .Edgar Hoover He decided to put his information to good use and make a little money off of it. What could be more American than that?
-Wadsworth Communism is just a red herring.
-Wadsworth Colonel Mustard: "I prefer Kipling...'The female of the species is deadlier than the male'. Do you like Kipling?"
Miss Scarlet: "Sure, I'll eat anything!"
-Colonel Mustard/Miss Scarlet I'm a butler and I 'BUTLE!'
-Wadsworth Are you a doctor?" "I am, but I don't practice." "Practice makes perfect.
-White, Plum, Scarlet I didn't do it!
-Green Wadsworth] You see, it's like the Mounties; we always get our man! Green] Mrs. Peacock was a MAN!?
-Wadsworth, Green Wadsworth: No. All: No? Wadsworth: No
-Wadsworth All There appears to be some sort of disagreement around here." "No!" "Yes.
-Cop, Company, Mr. Green Yep, two corpses in the study. Everything's fine.
-Colonel Mustard Yvette, would you attend to the colonel and give him anything he requires? Within reason that is.
-Wadsworth Wadsworth: You see. It's just like the mounties. We always get our man.
Mr. Green: Mrs. Peacock was a man!?
-Wadsworth, Mr. Green
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