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I can't see a thing. I AM unfit for my office. My wife was absolutely right!
-Duke Blue? Red? There's only one way to settle this. I'll have to see the cloth myself.
-The Emperor E: It's diamond thread! Diamond makes a spectrum, and blue and red make... D: Uh... reddy-blue? PM: Uh... bluey-red? E: Blue and red make PURPLE!
-The Emperor Duke Prime Minister 'We'll have your wedding dress made out of the same material.' 'No!'
-The Emperor Princess Gilda You don't have to baloney me any more, Wenceslas.
-The Emperor 'The marriage contract has already been agreed.' 'They better have a lotta money. And I mean, a lotta money!' 'Unfortunately, they have.' 'No, I mean a LOTTA money! And I wanna count it!'
-Prime Minister Emperor I think this will be very good for the kingdom. It will weed out all those people who try to bluff their way through life.
-The Emperor E: How do you spin a thread out of a solid diamond? HD: Ah! That is a family secret!
-The Emperor Henry Dispenser Would the pants have two legs?' 'How many would Your Majesty like?'Five! Then when you're walking around, you can go jumping from leg to leg to leg to leg to leg to leg to leg to leg to leg to leg...
-The Emperor Henry Dispenser We are weavers of distinction, Your Majesty.
-Henry Dispenser [singing] Don't call it a crime, call it an adventure! Don't call me a cheat, call me an explorer, off on a journey, out of the rut we're in!
-Henry Dispenser I don't want to blind them, I just want them to blink a little.
-The Emperor Why does everyone argue with me? I'm the Emperor!
-The Emperor [singing] With such a handsome robe to sit in, anyone could rule Great Britain!
-Wenceslas But I, as Emperor, was OVERPOWERINGLY stupid... I, as Emperor, was more stupid than you all, because I was responsible for all this stupidity!
-The Emperor
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