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Find a bush, Audrey!
-Ellen They're all wet... Oh God!... The dog wet on the picnic basket.
-Ellen When I was a boy, just about every summer we'd take a vacation. And you know, in 18 years, we never had fun.
-Clark When I said where do you wanna go on vacation, where did you say? Rusty?
Rusty: Hawaii?
Clark: Shut up Rus, Audry?
Audry: Walley World Dad?
Clark: Walley World Dad!
-Clark, Rusty and Audry Aunt Edna: You are the ones that sent me that fruit cake for Christmas. It made me so sick. Ellen: Were sorry we thought you enjoyed fruit cake. Aunt Edna: You enjoy throwing up every five minutes Claude?
-aunt Edna & Ellen Sorry folks, parks closed....the moose out front should have told ya.
-John Candy as the security guard Poor little fella, after the first ten miles or so he tried to keep up with ya, but after that....(shrugs)
-Police Officer Well am I gonna eat or am I gonna starve to death?
-Aunt Edna Ellen: Hope you learned an important lesson here kids.
Audrey: Yeah don't die unless somebody's home.
-ellen and Audrey
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