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I will not be dictated to, I will not be threatened. I am the morning and evening star, I am Pharaoh! -Rameses
The Prince of Egypt
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Muppet Family Christmas Quotes

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Various Characters: "Careful of the icy patch!"
Statler: "These two comics were made for each other. The snowman's ice cold and the bear's not so hot!" Fozzie: "Oh, please!" Waldorf: "After all, there's no business like *snow* business!"
Fozzie: "Kermit, you look worried. I know exactly what you need--comedy!"
Janice: "Hey everybody, look what I've got: Christmas cookies!"
Cookie Monster: "COOKIE!"
Statler: "We'd love to see your act."
Waldorf: "But we'd hate to miss your act."
Statler: "In fact, we'd love to *hate* your act!"
Rowlf: "Whoa, boy, is this piano out of tune! I love out-of-tune pianos."
Fozzie: "Ah, Christmas, time for Santa Clause and his eight fancy rein-bear."
Snowman: "That's reindeer."
Fozzie: "No, that's snow, darling!"
Fozzie: "Ah, Christmas, time for Santa Clause and his eight fancy rein-bear."
Snowman: "That's reindeer."
Fozzie: "No, that's snow, darling!"
Kermit: "Hark! What do I hear?"
Gonzo: "We were about to make some turkey hash."
Kermit: "No, no, listen! Me thinks me hears carolers!"
Snowman: "You'll be sorry! It's cold enough to freeze your winnebago!"
Mrs. Bear: "Two of you will have to sleep hung on hangers on a hook on the wall." Gonzo: "What a fabulous idea!" Animal: "Love hanger! Love hanger!" (laughs) " Floyd: "That's the only way Animal ever sleeps, man."
Mrs. Bear: "Aww, aren't they adorable?"
Oscar: "Hey, don't encourage them!"
Miss Piggy: OH green fuzzy flipper slippers oh divine have them gift wrapped!

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