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Ghostbusters Quotes

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Nobody steps on a church in my town!
-Peter Venkman
Ray, when someone asks if you're a God, you say Yes!
-Winston Zeddemore
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.
-Peter Venkman
Good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County, and State of New York, I order you to cease any, and all, supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
-Ray Stantz
If the ionization rate is constant for all ectoplasmic entities, we could really bust some heads! In a spiritual sense, of course.

-Ray
Mother-Pussbucket. . .
-Dr Peter Venkman
I'm Vinz Clortho, key master of Gozer, you the Gatekepper?
- Louis Tully
We came, we saw, we kicked its ASS!
-Dr. Peter Venkman
Nice shooting, Tex!
-Dr. Venkman
Is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9?
-Dr. Spengler
I collect spores, mold, and fungus.
-Dr. Spengler
Somebody blows their nose and you wanna keep it?
-Dr Peter Venkman
That's a big Twinkie
-Winston Zeddemore
Dr Ray Stantz: I think we'd better split up.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Good idea.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yeah... we can do more damage that way.
-Ray, Egon, and Peter
We've been going about this all wrong, this Mr. Stay Puft's okay, he's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble
-DR. Peter Venkman
We'd like to get a sample of your brain tissue.
- Egon Spengler
Dr. Peter Venkman: Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?

Dr. Egon Spengler: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.
-Egon and Peter
Lets show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown
-Dr Peter Venkman
He slimed me
-Dr Peter Venkman
Ray: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.

Walter Peck: They Cause an explosion!

Mayor: Is this true?

Peter: Yes it's true. [pause] this man has no dick.
-Ray, Peter, Peck, Mayor
What did you do, Ray?!
-Peter
I feel so funky.
-Peter
Everybody getting this?
-Peter
Listen...Do you smell that?
-Ray Stanz
The flowers are still standing!
-Dr. Peter Venkman
There is no Dana, only Zuul.
-Dana (possessed)
So if you think of J. Edgar Hoover, J. Edgar Hoover will appear and destroy us.
-Dr. Peter Venkman
Back off, man. I'm a scientist.
-Dr. Peter Venkman
[sees Dana turn into Demon]..Ok, so?..she's a dog...
-Peter Venkman
Are you, Alice, menstrating right now?
-Peter Venkman
- There's something very important I forgot to tell you..
-...What?
- Don't cross the streams.
- ...Why?
- It would be bad.
- I'm fuzzy in the all good/bad thing. What do you mean bad ?
-Ray / Egon
It's technical...
- Dr. Peter Venkman
Yes, have some.
-Louis Tully
Ok, so my girlfriend sleeps above the covers....four feet above the covers....
-Peter Venkman
Go get her, Ray.
-Dr. Vankman
WEEE WOOO
-Ecto-1
WZ: We had the tools! We had the talent!

PV:It's Miller Time!!
-Winston and Peter
RS: We are talkin Old testement, I mean REAL wrath of God stuff!

ES: 40 years of torment, earthquakes, tidal waves!

WZ: The Dead Rising from the grave!!

PV: World Destruction, Human Sacerfices, Dogs and Cats living together....Mass Hysteria!!!

-The GhostBusters and the Mayor
Hey, anyone seen a ghost?
-Dr. Peter Venkman
PV: We're exterminators. Someone saw a cockroach up on 12. Guy: That's gotta be some cockroach. PV: Bite your head off.
-Peter Venkman, Guy next to Elevator
(Slime is dripping from a card system.)

Egon: Peter, get me a sample of this will ya?

Peter: Somebody blows their nose and you wanna keep it?
-Peter, Egon
Are you a god?
-Gozer
Boy, the Superintendent's gonna be pissed.
-Louis Tully (after Zuul is defeated)
Dana: I want you inside me.
Venkman: Go ahead! No, I can’t, sounds like you’ve already got at least two people in there already. Might be a little crowded. Now, why don’t you quit trying to upset and disturb Dr. Venkman and just relax.
"I LOVE THIS TOWN...HA HA HAAAAAA!!!" - Winston Zeddmore
Ray Stantz: "What he means, sir, is Old Testament situations. Real Wrath-of-God-type stuff! Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies... Rivers and seas boiling..."
Egon Spengler: "Forty years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes..."
Winston Zeddemore: "The dead rising from the grave!"
Peter Venkman: "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!"
"Aim for the flat top!"
Ray Stanz
You should see the chief rabbit and tell HIM, but I don't think he will like the idea.
You should see the chief rabbit and tell HIM, but I don't think he will like the idea.

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