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If I wasssss you, I'd think about ssssssskedaddlin' outta here.
-Gopher "Oh, then I think I shall wish everyone a happy 'Winds Day', and I shall begin with--my very dear friend...Piglet!"
-Pooh "Well, I say now: someone has pasted Piglet on my window!" (Pooh crashes into the window) "Well, well! Pooh, too! This is a surprise!"
-Owl I don't mind the leaves that are leaving, it's the leaves that are coming.
-Piglet Pooh:"Happy Winds Day, Eeyore!"
Eeyore: "Thanks for noticin' me."
Pooh: "Oh, b-b-b-b-b-b-bother!"
-Pooh and Eeyore Good! That gives me time to talk about my Uncle Clyde, a very independent barn owl who didn't give a hoot for tradition. He became enamoured of a pussy cat and went to sea in a beautiful pea green boat!
-Owl Pooh: "Hang on tight, Piglet!"
Piglet: "Oh dear. Oh d-d-d-d-d-d-dear dear!"
-Pooh and Piglet "You see, her constant practicing so unnerved my aunt, she laid a seagull egg by mistake!" (his dishes crash on him as his house begins falling) "Whooooo!"
-Owl "If you ask me, when a house looks like that, it's time to find another one."
-Eeyore Narrator: "And so Pooh was a hero for saving Piglet, and Piglet was a hero for giving Owl his grand home in the beech tree."
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