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The royal penis is clean Your Highness
-Bather And while yall are in the clapping mood, how bout a big round of applause for my band.....SEXUAL CHOCOLATE
-Randy Watson Norbert! We're back on top!
-Don Ameche Bark like a dog....a little dog.
-Prince Akeem NO YOU DID NOT meet Dr. Martin Luther the King!
-Barber Shop worker F you, F you, and F you! Who's next?
-Barber (Eddie Murphy) Who am I to change the rules? (Queen of Zamunda) I thought you were the King.
-King of Zamunda what kind of games did you play in africa. chase the monkey.
-darryl Man:"F*** you!"
Prince Akeem:"F*** you too!" Akeem: (To McDowell) "Sir, I was wondering, did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night?"
McDowell: "No, I didn't". Akeem: "Oh, it was most exhilarating! The Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay, and in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big H! It was a most gripping victory!" McDowell: "Son, I'm just gonna tell you this one time."
Akeem: "Yes?"
McDowell: "You want to keep working here? Stay off the drugs!"
Akeem: "Yes sir!" "His mama name him Clay, I'ma call him Clay."- the barber (Eddie Murphy) Simee: "Hippopotamus sh*t!"
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