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Alright, Admiral, let's go find George and Gracie!
-Scotty Hello, Alice. Welcome to Wonderland.
-Kirk Excuse me I'm looking for the nuclear wessels
-Chekov Well, a double dumb ass on you.
-Kirk I mean, I may have carried your soul but I sure couldn't fill your shoes.
-McCoy Don't tell me, you're from outer space.
-Dr. Gillian Taylor No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space.
-Kirk Spock, where the hell's the power you promised?
-Kirk Well that's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you unless you swear every other word.
-Kirk Oh, him? He's harmless. Part of the free speech movement at Berkeley in the sixties. I think he did a little too much LDS.
-Kirk They like you very much, but they are not the hell "your" whales.
-Spock Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with, shall we say, more colorful metaphors, "double dumb-ass on you" and so forth.
-Spock What does it mean, "exact change"?
-Spock Excuse me! Would you mind stopping that damn noise?
-Kirk Spock, don't call me Admiral. You used to call me Jim. Don't you remember, "Jim"?
-Kirk Admiral. We have found the nuclear wessel. And Admiral... it is the Enterprise.
-Chekov C'mon Spock, it's me, McCoy. You really have gone where no man's gone before. Can't you tell me what it felt like?
-McCoy Hello computer!
-Scotty I'm trying to remeber how this thing works. Got used to a huey.
-Sulu Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?
-Spock Don't bury yourself in the part
-McCoy You mean I have to die to share your insights on death.
-McCoy I mean him, back at his post like nothing happened. I'm not sure you realise but he's not exactly firing on all thrusters
-McCoy
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