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You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue
-Chet Gary, by the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?
-Wyatt It doesn't take a genius to figure that out monkey dick. Start talking little man.
-Chet It's a really long story Chet. Gary and I were messing around with the computer Friday night. We decided to make a woman and we did and she went crazy and she messed up the whole house.
-Wyatt You know Gary, for the first time in my life; I don't feel like a total dick.
-Wyatt You know, I can't believe this, Wyatt. I'm so disappointed in us. I mean, all our lives we've been saying how great it would be if we went to parties, right? And now it's our party and we're in the john. We're in the john!
-Gary How 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?
-Chet Maybe it was a dream, you know, a very weird, bizzare, vivid, erotic, wet, detailed dream. Maybe we have malaria.
-Gary We forgot to hook up the doll.
-Wyatt Do you realize that it is snowing in my room, goddammit!
-Chet You had to be big shots didn't you. You had to show off. When are you gonna learn that people will like you for who you are, not for what you can give them. Well, in your race for power and glory, you forgot one small detail.
-Lisa Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect!
-Gary EVERYTHING'S COOL! Yeah yeah. My dad's gonna castrate me. And my mother almost had like cardiac arrest. My parents are not gonna let me in the house again and if they do I'm gonna be grounded till I'm about 45. But other than that everything's great.
-Gary A missle! A MISSLE! A MISSLE IN MY HOUSE GARY!
-Wyatt Gary: Fats man, I'm gunna tell you a story man. Lasy year, I was insane for dis crazy little 8th grade bitch
Fats: Crazy insane?
Others: insane? Crazy?
Gary: I'm tellin you I was nuts for da girl!,I'm tellin da troof man I'm speakin to ya.....
-Gary So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?
-Lisa If you ever get the chance, shower with them. I did. Mmm, it's a mindscrambler. Hurts so good.
-Lisa I can be a real serious bitch if I don't get what I want.
-Lisa If you want be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.
-Lisa If we're going to have any fun together, you guys have better learn to loosen up.
-Lisa Gary dont you feel like a chicken?" "Wyatt if I could shit an egg out of my ass right now I would ok .
-Wyatt and Gary He doesn't even have a license Lisa!
-Gary It's not like we're going to do wax on the nipples, or anything like that...
-Lisa "FOR CHRISTS SAKE WILL YOU COVER YOURSELF!!!!"
(as he pulls of his towl and gives it to Wyatt)
-Chet Lisa "This isnt bullshit, Chip this is a Persian Missle!"
Chet "Its Chet....my name is Chet, and I didnt think it was a whales dick honey!!!!!"
-Lisa and Chet my dad's a plumber and he's into plumbing and i ... well i guess you plumb right dad..
-gary "Gary was just takin' a shit!"....que the smack
-Wyatt Lisa: "It'll be the usual. Chips, dips, chains, whips..."
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