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Okay, okay! Possibly we were a little out of control, but hell, everything was out of control!
-Roseanne The thing about Tom is that when it was good, it was great.
-Roseanne Tom, these people are like my family. You can't just kill 'em off!
-Roseanne I realized that they were peeing on me, Rosie.
-Tom All of a sudden, the rain, it sounded like something else. It sounded like piss, Rosie.
-Tom Bottom line: I'm in charge, you're not.
-Tom We have our share of bloody floors. Just ask Delta Burke.
-Sid Tom, we're in charge of the show! You did it!
-Roseanne Is this what having everything is like?
-Roseanne Precocious? Roseanne, she's the missing Menendez sister!
-Tom Are you messed up all the time? Have I ever seen you when you're not messed up?
-Roseanne I love you, Rosie.
-Tom How much cocaine does it take to make a person bleed like this?
-Roseanne I ain't following no thirty minutes of crotch jokes!
-Roseanne Kinda cozy. Reminds me of a mental institute I was in once.
-Roseanne We're gonna be famous together, you and me. Oh, you can trust me on that one, Rosanne.
-Tom You know what? One of these days you're gonna pay a lot of money to see me in this crappy, little town.
-Roseanne We're America's worst nightmare: white trash with money!
-Tom You really are a nasty bitch, aren't you?
-Tom Funny thing about men who think they're fat and ugly, money and power make them real thin and good looking.
-Roseanne We were like Lucy and Desi, we were showbiz history. Course, Lucy and Desi didn't end up so hot either.
-Roseanne Is it true Kim Silva is pregnant?
-Reporter Hey, Rosie, we sure can get 'em goin', can't we?
-Tom That's why you're in this dump talking to yourself.
-Roseanne You used to say he was your soulmate, the guy version of you.
-Roseanne Tom was the best buddy I ever had.
-Roseanne The line makes me sound castrating, spiteful and demanding, of which I am not!
-Roseanne It's a list of everyone I'm gonna fire when this show, my show, hits number one!
-Roseanne The hospital let you folks out on many field trips?
-Tom This could be a show starring John Goodman and Laurie Metcalf.
-Producer Hey! I'm not gonna go away! Do you understand? I'm not gonna go away!
-Roseanne To you, this is just another show, but it's my shot!
-Roseanne Don't you tell people not to listen to me, 'cuz that's not gonna shut me up!
-Roseanne Nothing is gonna shut me up!
-Roseanne I'm waiting for Robin Leach. He heard I led a very glamourous lifestyle.
-Roseanne Are you sellin' stuff about me to The National Enquirer?
-Roseanne I am not Tom Arnold's puppet!
-Roseanne The biggest joke in America is that some man could control me.
-Roseanne Roseanne, we've gotta go to the hospital. Tom is hemmoraging through the nose.
-Geraldine
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