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[after been lift up by a tentacle in the soup] This soup is strong!
-Yetch Thank badness, Felix is escaping.
-Francesca Don't stand around like a bunch of union grave diggers. Get into your planes.
-Yetch [Has crashed into a tree; slurring] Permit me to introduth mythelf. I am Count Dracuwa.
-Dracula Felix Flanken, head of the World Wide Organization of Monsters. I can't do it. I just can't do it. I could never face that board of directors.
-Felix Flanken Stop behaving like the Statue of Liberty. Put down that torch.
-The Monster's Mate And now, friends, you'll see who was the original Batman. [Transforms into a bat]
-Dracula Midnight. Well, if Dr. Jekyll doesn't find me soon, I think I'll go to my cabin and to bed.
-Felix Flanken 'What unsusual flora and fauna.' 'Yes I know. You like it and it likes you.'
-Felix Flanken 'Aw, my dear, you look so... Er, ghastly.' '[flattered] Oh, doctor.' 'Oh, brother.'
-Baron von Frankenstein The Monster's Mate Francesca Uncle, I may have the blood for the job, but I sure don't have the stomach for it.
-Felix Flanken I don't know how he got his invitation. He has an unlisted tomb. Ha ha ha ha.
-The Monster's Mate Francesca, you have always been my type. O-negative, isn't it?
-Dracula So, you recognize this vile, vile vial, eh?
-Felix Flanken If I ever get out of this mess alive, I'll never hack and chop in a jungle again.
-Felix Flanken I'd give my eye teeth to possess that secret formula.
-Dracula 'I'm just a machine with hundreds of parts that will eventually wear out.' 'Well, Francesca, none of us are perfect. [Click] Are perfect- [Click] Are perfect- [Click] Are perfect- [Click] Are perfect- [Click] Are perfect...'
-Francesca Felix Flanken I know it's wrong, but I have a tremendous urge to sing "Auld Lang Syne".
-Felix Flanken Remember what happened the last time you had a roving eye? I kept it in a jar for a week. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha.
-The Monster's Mate 'Point of order. Point of information. Point of importance.' 'Speak up and stop pointing.'
-Yetch Dracula 'Sorry, I can't see a thing without my glasses.' 'I've heard that one before.'
-Felix Flanken Invisible Man Into the air, zombie bird man.
-Yetch [Invisible Man is hit with a pie, revealing his face] No wonder you're invisible. You're ugly and revolting and disgusting.
-Yetch Um... Due to the dilapidated condition of my wallet... Er, your ship. I think I had better fly.
-Dracula Mr. Hyde: Hyde. Hyde. Felix Flanken: Hide? You want me to hide? Well if you want to play games, you must be feeling better. Certainly don't look it. Okay, I'll hide and you try and find me.
-Mr. Hyde Felix Flanken 'I'll kill myself.' 'No, Felix, don't kill yourself.' ' Who's going to kill myself? I just said that because I didn't think anyone could hear me.'
-Felix Frankenstein Yetch: It's me, your Don Juan. Francesca: I Don Juan to look at you.
-Yetch Francesca Dracula: What kind of a monster is he? A ghoul? A demon? A spook, or...? Francesca: A human. Dracula: They're the worst kind.
-Dracula Francesca Francesca: Felix, you saved my life. Felix: Don't thank me, thank my pills. [They kiss] Don't thank my pills, thank me.
-Francesca Felix
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