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Now, Herman, don't blow your top. You know how messy it makes the ceiling!
-Lily According your aptitude tests, you're best suited for terrifying villagers!
-Cassie What's the matter, Grampa? Finally see yourself in a mirror?
-Herman Oh, I don't want unemployment, I want employment!
-Herman Grampa, youi're 400 years old! Now stop being so childish!
-Herman Now at my last school, the kids and parents chased me and tried to kill me with a silver bullet!
-Eddie Grampa, I don't think you should say, 'fire away.' They have guns!
-Herman We don't have a drawbridge? How do you keep your home safe?
-Grampa These are my relatives. They just arrived from Transylvania.
-Marilyn Grampa, was she in an accident or something?
-Eddie Either we find Norman or Elsa's broccoli!
-Grampa Leave your old ways behind and do what the Americans do.
-Ralph Grampa, it's not the 1400's anymore.
-Lily That must be where Spot's been burying the mail carriers.
-Grampa I'm terribly sorry, our immigration quota is full.
-Immigration Official We're new here!
-Herman I hope riding in a Hearse doesn't bother you.
-Ralph
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