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If I didn't know better, I'd say you took a shine to that female junk pile.
-Mr. Thunderbottom What's the matter with you? You can't like that impertinent bucket of bolts!
-Ms. Passbinder You're just a robot. You can't have feelings!
-Ms. Passbinder If I can't have feelings, how come I'm feeling this way?
-Julie-8 She's not just a junk pile. She's -- she's wonderful!
-Romie-O I'm glad you're here. I'm charging like crazy!
-Julie-8 Our companies have hated each other for years. They'll never let us fuse.
-Romie-O Gizmo's the name, junk's the game.
-Gizmo Ah, your mother makes toasters!
-Mr. Thunderbottom Robots can't have feelings. To have feelings, you've got to have a heart.
-Mr. Thunderbottom My dear Ms. Fassbinder, we have not built robots, we have made monsters!
-Mr. Thunderbottom They'll be happier without feelings anyway!
-Mr. Thunderbottom At least no one will bother to look for you here.
-Gizmo Don't take any wooden transistors!
-Gizmo I keep finding new ways to make junk out of this junk that everybody throws away.
-Junk Monster Well, it might interest you to know that I run this planet, and what I say goes!
-Junk Monster Leave her alone, you oversized trash can!
-Romie-O I think we shall get along just fine!
-Junk Monster There's one place you've forgotten. Trashalot!
-Mr. Thunderbottom I am Celtoid-10. My function is ironing shirts. Please specify, starch or no starch?
-Celtoid-10 This is Robot Row, end of line for old robots.
-Celtoid-10 Specify. What is a Julie-8?
-Celtoid-10 I love her, but she's been kidnapped by Sparepartski!
-Romie-O Detection by monster fatal! Contact equals destruction, reassembly. Most embarassing and extremely uncomfortable.
-Celtoid-10 I'm old now. Old robots never die, they just rust away.
-Celtoid-10 After all, you've got to look at the bright side. He's not such a monster once you get to know him.
-Gizmo Marry that walking scrapheap? Never!
-Julie-8 I'll hate that pile of rubbish 'til the day I... rust away.
-Julie-8 You should see the groom. He's as nervous as a tank!
-Gizmo My luck seems to have run out.
-Julie-8 Now that Romie-O is free, I can't marry that, that -- that hardware store!
-Julie-8 Oh happy circuit, this is thy end. Fare-rust.
-Julie-8 Oh lovely robot maiden, I can't lose you now! Julie-8, we're together again!
-Romie-O This is a fine mesh you've gotten us into!
-Mr. Thunderbottom I think we've just become... spare parts!
-Ms. Passbinder I need all my parts, Ms. Passbinder! I need my arms, I need my legs!
-Mr. Thunderbottom I can't bear to see you destroyed... after what we paid for you.
-Mr. Thunderbottom I know what this is... it's a rust storm!
-Romie-O She was the gadget I waited for all my life!
-Gizmo Our companies hate each other. They'll never let us merge.
-Mr. Thunderbottom I guess this is what's called a happy ending. Huh.
-Gizmo When they built this one, they threw away the plans.
-Romie-O I'm just a little scuffed, that's all.
-Julie-8 I can't sell damaged goods, you know.
-Mr. Thunderbottom You're the best gadget I've ever seen! I think you'll do very nicely!
-Gizmo And you were made for each other, you and Julie-8!
-Singers Do you realize that the intergallactic robot show is only two days away?
-Mr. Thunderbottom More than bionic, he's more than a toy. More than a robot - he's a man-made boy!
-Singers Ain't no robot like Romie-O, oh no!
-Singers
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