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Once upon a time, or maybe twice, there was an unearthly paradise called Pepperland.
-Narrator We meanies only take "no" for an answer!
-Chief Blue Meanie The meanies are coming! The meanies are coming!
-Fred Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night... and this is only Thursday morning.
-Ringo Go, Glove! Point and having pointed, pounce! Go!
-Chief Blue Meanie Oh, I haven't laughed so much since Pompeii!
-Chief Blue Meanie The glove is losing his touch!
-Chief Blue Meanie Not polite to point!
-Fred Compared to my life, Eleanor Rigby's was a gay, mad whirl.
-Ringo I'd jump in the river Mersey, but it looks like rain.
-Ringo Nothing ever happens to me.
-Ringo Hey, would you believe me if I told you I was being followed by a yellow submarine?
-Ringo It must have been one of those unidentified flying cupcakes...
-Ringo Can't help it, I'm a born lever puller.
-Ringo I warned you not to eat on an empty stomach.
-Ringo It's all in the mind.
-George What's the matter, fellas? Blue meanies?
-Paul It starts with a blue meanie attack.
-Fred He's been bonked! Sir, un-bonk yourself!
-Fred The meanies captured everything that maketh music.
-Lord Mayor It's shrinking time in Pepperland!
-John Look, if you must shout, shout quietly!
-John It's time for time.
-John Maybe time's gone on strike.
-George Must be very tiring being time, mustn't it?
-Ringo Time's fast running out for us, I'm afraid.
-Fred Maybe we're both part of a vast yellow submarine fleet.
-George I can hear my beard growing.
-George I'm glad I'm not young anymore... or was it old?
-Ringo That was the panic button.
-Fred It's a pair of kinky boot beasts!
-Paul Who ever heard of a boxing button?
-Paul By Neptune's knickerbockers, she's puttered out!
-Fred You don't want to be showin' your motor to just anybody.
-John Ad hoc, ad loc and quid pro quo. So little time, so much to know!
-Jeremy If I spoke prose, you'd all find out, I don't know what I talk about.
-Jeremy And who in the Billy Shears are you?
-John He's so smart, he doesn't even remember what he knows!
-Ringo A boob for all seasons.
-George Can you tell us the way to Pepperland?
-Paul Hey, Jeremy, what do you know about holes?
-John There are simply no holes in my education!
-Jeremy There's an eye in the apples!
-Ringo I've got a hole in me pocket!
-Ringo A rosy nose?
-Jeremy A-rise! A-rouse! A-rose...*poof!*...A rosy nose?
-Jeremy We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine. Well all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine.
-the Beatles "Everything's getting bigger!" "It's not, it's us that are getting smaller." "I want me mum!" ~ George, John, Ringo "My cousin is the bluebird of happiness"
-Chief Blue Meanie
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