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Look at the biceps on that bear. We don't deserve to dangle from the same precipice.
-Tigger Rabbit: That Owl. I knew Skull had another Y in it.
-Rabbit [singing] Never trust that thing between your ears. Brains will get you nowhere fast my dears. Haven't had a need for mine in years.
-Rabbit Today is a good day for being Pooh...
-Winnie the Pooh You're smarter when you're pink.
-Pooh 'Don't worry, Piglet. There's no difference between falling a thousand feet to the jagged rocks below and tumbling out of bed.' 'Oh?' 'Except for the splat at the end that's practically similar.'
-Tigger Piglet Once--upon the last day of a golden summer, there was a boy...and a bear.
-Narrator Piglet: "May we be coming down soon?" (the butterflies start releasing him and flying away)
Pooh: "I believe so, Piglet."
Piglet: "Uh, how soon?"
Pooh (as he and Piglet start falling) "Very."
-Piglet and Pooh Why of course it's mine! It's got my name scribbled all over it! T-I-double GUH..." (eats a handful of honey, then finds it gross) "Honey? Yeeeuck! P-tooey! Blah! Tiggers do *not* like honey.
-Tigger (after pushing Rabbit and the honey down) So it is! It's first day of autumn! A time of hot chocolatety mornings, and toasting marshmallow evenings, and best of all, leaping into LEAVES!
-Pooh Owl: "He has gone to S-C-H-O-O-L!" (gasps) "Skull!" Pooh: (in a funny voice) "Skull? What sort of place is that?"
-Owl and Pooh "Wah! Oh no! The map! Get the map! With only half a map, we-we're less than nowhere!"
-Rabbit (after his map tears in half) It's the sound of a rumbling tumbly, a hungry for honey...Pooh Bear!
-Christopher Robin Tigger: "I say it's a...big old, bucky-eyed, saber-toothy skullasaurus!"
Everyone else: "SKULLASAURUS?!"
-Tigger and his friends (after they hear the growl) What's the matter with you? Being a second-rate bouncer is NOT what tiggers like best!
-Tigger (talking to his tail) You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
-Christopher Robin On a scale of 1 to 10..." (blackout) "It's not good!
-Owl Not much of a house. Just right for not much of a donkey.
-Eeyore Owl: "Aha! I've discovered where he went! An O, another O, and..." (gasps) "Oh, my!"
Pooh: "What is it, Owl? Where is it?"
Owl: "Somewhere bad!"
Pooh: "How bad?"
-Owl and Pooh Tigger: "One for the money, two for the show, three because uh--uh, comes before four, and here we go!"
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