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"Nobody said love's perfect..."
"Freddy I don't expect it to be perfect but for god's sake it's usually human!"
-Freddy and Allen "All my life I've been waiting for someone. And ,when I find her, she's a fish..."
-Allen Bauer Morons: Hey, Mr. Cornbeef?
Kornbluth: Kornbluth!
Morons: What are you looking for? Hidden treasure?
Kornbluth: You want to know? I'll tell ya. NONE OF YOUR GODDAMNED BUSINESS! THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR! Get outta my way!
-Kornbluth and Morons She's really hungry.
-Allen Let's pee down his airhose.
-Moron ! Run along now, Walter, and see if you can find a Unicorn. Walter: "Well, Dr. Ross, are you considering you might be a sadistic pig?" Walter Kornbluth: "BEHOLD THE MERMAID!" Freddie: "Is anyone here from Penthouse Magazine?"
Reporters: "No"
Freddie: "Then we ain't talkin." Freddie: "They published my letter. Here it is, "A Lesbian No More". They published my letter." Walter Kornbluth: "There is a mermaid in New York City."
Dr Zidell: "Oh... oh... sure... sure... y-you mean this... this... this "naked girl"? How come she's got legs?"
Walter Kornbluth: "She has legs out of the water, she has fins in the water. You taught me that Dr. Zidell, don't you remember? You taught me all the legends."
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