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Grrrrrr...Tiggers don't like Poohsticks!
-Tigger It's easier if people don't LOOK while I'm writing.
-Owl Eeyore: "You bounced."
Tigger: "COUGHED!"
Eeyore: "Bounced."
Tigger: "COUGHED!"
-Eeyore and Tigger, alternating This reminds me of the party we once gave my Great Uncle Robert. He had just reached the ripe, old age of 103, although, of course, he would ONLY admit to 97.
-Owl Don't pay any attention to me. Nobody ever does.
-Eeyore Tigger's SO thoughtless with his bouncing!
-Rabbit So Pooh had a little something...and then he had a little more...and a little more...until he had taken his last lick from the inside of the jar.
-Narrator Many happy returns of the day, Eeyore!
-Pooh Narrator: "Pooh hadn't gone very far when a very funny feeling began to creep over him. It began at the tip of his nose, and trickled all the way down to the soles of his feet as if someone inside him were saying..."
Pooh: "Now then, Pooh, time for a
-the Narrator and Pooh Now then, Pooh, time for a little something!
-Pooh Pooh: "Well... whoever lives here certainly takes a long time answering his door."
Piglet: "Bu...bu...bu...but Pooh, isn't this your house?"
Pooh: "Oh! So it is. Well, let's go in." Rabbit: "Eeyore... what are you doing down there!?"
Eeyore: "Give you three guesses."
Pooh: "Fishing?"
Eeyore: "Wrong."
Roo: "Going for a sale?"
Eeyore: "Wrong again." Tigger: "Grrr! Tigger's don't like Pooh Sticks!" Narrator: "Without question, something was troubling Eeyore. And while his friends puzzled over his unusual behavior, Eeyore followed the stream back to his gloomy spot... which became even gloomier than usual." That's funny--I dropped it on (points right with one hand) the other side, and it came out on (point left with other, at the same time) THIS side. Hmmm... I wonder if it would do it again.
-Pooh, upon noticing the fir cone that he found reappearing from under the bridge
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