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My NAME is HORACE!!
-Horace The Creature stole my twinkie!
-Eugene Wolfman's got nards!
-Horace Scary German guy is bitchin'!
-Horace Give me the amulet, you BITCH!
-Dracula Aww, man, fat kid farted!
-Patrick Is she a versgin?
-Eugene 2,000 year old dead guys do not get up and walk away by themselves!
-Cop Aw man, Fat Kid farted!
-Patrick Your sister doesn't speak German, all she does is hang around and let guys touch her tits.
-Horace Scary German Guy's bitchin'!
-Horace I'm in the god damn club, aren't I?
-Rudy Mummy came in my house.
-Eugene Science is real, monsters are not.
-Principal We're The Monster Squad!
-Sean Bogus!
-Frankenstien Bang.
-Rudy Gentlemen, I'd just like to say three words: Scary, German, Guy.
-Horace Bye bye band-aid breath.
-Rudy toontse ooce neiche vie! davinda! *shakes the amulet*
-Phoebe Sean, Where am I supposed to get silver bullets? K-Mart?
-Rudy Mummy came in my house...
-Eugene "Boys, time is almost up. (shines large butcher knife) It's your last chance for pie."
-Scary German Guy EJ:"Rudy"
Rudy:"Eat up, and we can call it a day"
(EJ eats the Snickers bar he stepped on)
Crowd:"ewww" "EAT IT, and we'll call it a day!"
- Rudy "BOGUS!"
-Frank "EAT IT, and we'll call it a day!"
- Rudy
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