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The Monster Squad Quotes

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My NAME is HORACE!!
-Horace
The Creature stole my twinkie!
-Eugene
Wolfman's got nards!
-Horace
Scary German guy is bitchin'!

-Horace
Give me the amulet, you BITCH!

-Dracula
Aww, man, fat kid farted!

-Patrick
Is she a versgin?

-Eugene
2,000 year old dead guys do not get up and walk away by themselves!
-Cop
Aw man, Fat Kid farted!
-Patrick
Your sister doesn't speak German, all she does is hang around and let guys touch her tits.
-Horace
Scary German Guy's bitchin'!
-Horace
I'm in the god damn club, aren't I?
-Rudy
Mummy came in my house.
-Eugene
Science is real, monsters are not.
-Principal
We're The Monster Squad!
-Sean
Bogus!
-Frankenstien
Bang.
-Rudy
Gentlemen, I'd just like to say three words: Scary, German, Guy.
-Horace
Bye bye band-aid breath.
-Rudy
toontse ooce neiche vie! davinda! *shakes the amulet*
-Phoebe
Sean, Where am I supposed to get silver bullets? K-Mart?
-Rudy
Mummy came in my house...
-Eugene
"Boys, time is almost up. (shines large butcher knife) It's your last chance for pie."
-Scary German Guy
EJ:"Rudy"
Rudy:"Eat up, and we can call it a day"
(EJ eats the Snickers bar he stepped on)
Crowd:"ewww"
"EAT IT, and we'll call it a day!"
- Rudy
"BOGUS!"
-Frank
"EAT IT, and we'll call it a day!"
- Rudy

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