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He was a real man, a man's man. And you drove him away!
-Aunt Bedelia Penny, you are a hog. A great, big hog.
-Aunt Agatha That's a meteor! I'll be dipped in s*** if that ain't a meteor!
-Jordie Vale Ohhhh, don't it itch!!!!
-Jordie Vale Please Lord, please, just once let my luck be in.
-Jordie Vale It's Father's Day, and I got my cake.
-Dead Father Will this do for you, father? (as he sticks a pin into the voodoo doll)
-King's son I can hold my breath a long time!
-Leslie Nielsen Dead Father: "Where's my cake?" I WANT MY CAKE!!!!!
- Nathan (zombie)
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