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Have to fly. Have to fight. Have to crow. Have to save Maggie, have to save Jack. Hook is back!
-Tootles Looky, looky, I got Hooky!
-Rufio Oh, no. To live... to live would be an awfully big adventure.
-Peter Banning So... your adventures are over.
-Granny Wendy To die would be a great adventure.
-Peter Pan You know you're not really Peter Pan, don't you? This is only a dream. When you wake up, you'll just be Peter Banning - a cold, selfish man who drinks too much, who's obsessed with success, and runs and hides from his wife and children.
-Captain James Hook Good Mooooooooooooorning Neverland. Here he is, a man so deep, he's almost unfathomable. A man so quick, he's almost fast asleep. I give you, the steel handed stingray, Captain James Hook.
-Smee That's right, Peter. Second star to the right and straight on till morning.
-Tinkerbell Peter. I swear to you wherever you go, wherever you are, I vow there will always be daggers buried in notes signed James Hook. They will be flung into doors of your children's children's children, do you hear me?
-Captain Hook Death is the only adventure you have left.
-Captain Hook What would the world be like without Captain Hook?
-Captain Hook Peter Pan is my DAD?
-Maggie You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you, Peter Pan. That's where I'll be waiting.
-Tinkerbell Ha ha ha. He really did lose his marbles, didn't he?
-Peter Pan I remember Toodles. He was a lost boy. These are his marbles.
-Thud Butt The stars are all my friends when the nighttime ends, so I know I'm not alone, when I'm here, on my own. Isn't that a wonder? When you're alone, you're not alone, not really alone.
-Maggie Eat what? There's nothing here. Gandhi ate more than this.
-Peter Banning So, Peter, you've become a pirate.
-Wendy Darling Rude, lude, crude bag of pre-chewed food dude!
-Peter Pan yes..the boo-boo box!
-Captian Hook I hate, I Hate, I HATE PETER PAN!!!
-Hook Reach on down and touch your toes
How long since you looked at thoes?
-Dont Ask (chant) You're dead . . . jolly man.
-Rufio Firefly from hell
-Peter BANGARANG
-Lost Boys All Grown up's are Pirates....
We kill Pirates.
-Rufio I remember you being a lot bigger
To a 12 yearold I am huge
-Peter and Hook Hello children, comfy? cozy?
-Hook Smee, flunk the little magot." "an F?? He gave me an F!!
-Hook and Maggie My word is my bond.
-Peter Banning Smee: I've just had an apostrophe!
Hook: I think you mean an epiphany.
Smee: Right...lightening has just struck my brain.
Hook: That must hurt.
-Smee and Hook For your sake, you'd better be right, or no amount of clapping will bring you back from where I'll send you.
-Hook Come on, Daddy! Mommy would do it!
-Maggie Oh ho ho! Peter Pan has a real problem with heights. Oh ho ho!
-Hook Remember we're in England. Land of good manners.
It's snowing! (door slams)
-Peter and Toodles I've lost my marbles...
-Tootles "I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!!!
...Oh my God, I think I killed it.
Are you alive little bug? Look out!"
-Peter Banning Everytime someone says "I don't believe in fairies" there's a fairy that falls down dead.
-Tinkerbell (High-Pitch) OH! I'VE BEEN SHOT!
-Peter Banning (with gun to his head) Smee...don't try and stop me, Smee...don't even try, Smee...Smee...Smee, stop me...Smee, get your ass over here and stop me!
-Hook (to Hook) You're a very bad man who needs a mommy!
-Maggie You're a complex Freudien hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don't know why you have wings but you have very lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person and I don't know what I'm saying, because I never knew my mother
-Peter Near sighted Gynecologist
-Peter ... & I never took drugs because I missed the 60's I was an accountant.
-Peter (continued) If he cant remember, the Lost Boys will jog his memory. Oh he will crow..he'll fight...he'l fly! And then.....He'll Die!!
-Capt. Hook Rufio, Rufio, Ru - Fi - Oooooooooo
-Lost Boys *after breaking house and growing huge* Oh, dear me! I did it!
-Tinkerbell you can take things out of the oven, hit little sisters with them...
-Jack You are the Pan ( in amazement). (Starts smiling) You can fly, you can fight, and you can (Crowing noise from Peter) crow. (Both bow to each other).
-Rufio You know what my wish was? I wish I had a dad like you...
-Rufio to Peter Hook.. Hook.. Hook.. Hook.. Hook.. Hook
-Pirates Rufio: All grown-ups are pirates.
Peter: Excuse me?
Rufio: We kill pirates.
Peter: I'm not a pirate. It just so happens that I'm a lawyer.
Rufio: KILL THE LAWYER!
-Peter Rufio (Tinker Bell has just thrown a bunch of pirates around.)
Are you related to Mighty Mouse?
-Peter Banning (to Tinker Bell) Who's the shrub?
-Thud (seeing Peter covered in vines) (to pirates) Remember the fires in hell that spawned you!
-Hook Run Home, Jack. Run Home, Jack
-Pirates Chanting Peter: What do you want old man?
Hook: Just you.
Peter: You got me James Hook. Oh Rufio...why don't you suck on a dead dogs nose.
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