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No matter where you go, there you are.
-Buckaroo Banzai Laugh while you can, monkey-boy.
-Lord John Whorfin Big-boo-TAY!
-John Bigboote I've been ionized, but I'm okay now.
-Buckaroo Banzai What's this, professor? (Professor) It's your hand, Buckaroo.
-Buckaroo So what? Big deal.
-Alien Leader It's Tay, Tay, Big BOO-TAY!!! (and flicks off the pilot)
-Big Bootie ...And that's why they call you Perfect Tommy. (Perfect Tommy) Yeah, I know.
-Buckaroo Perfect Tommy: "Pictures don't lie."
Reno: "The hell they don't. I met my first wife that way." Perfect Tommy: "Be cool. She'll hold." Mission Control: "Buckaroo, The White House wants to know is everything ok with the alien space craft from Planet 10 or should we just go ahead and destroy Russia?"
Buckaroo Banzai: "Tell him yes on one and no on two."
Mission Control: "Which one was yes, go ahead and destroy Russia... or number 2?" Lord John Whorfin: "Where are we going?"
The Red Lectroids: "Planet Ten!"
Lord John Whorfin: "When?"
The Red Lectroids: "Real soon!" John Bigboote: "Damn John Whorfin and the horse he rode in on." John O'Connor: "They're only monkey-boys. We can crush them here on earth, Lord Whorfin." New Jersey: "Why is there a watermelon there?"
Reno: "I'll tell you later." Lord John Whorfin: "Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife. Doomed is your soul and damned is your life."
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