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Once a year we throw a party here in town Once a year we turn all Paris upside-down Every man's a king and every king's a clown Once again it's Topsy-turvy Day!
-Clopin You speak of justice, yet you are cruel to those most in need of your help.
-Esmeralda Hugo: Hey isn't that, uh, Feeble? Laverne: Doofus. Quasimodo: Phoebus!
-Hugo Laverne Quasimodo Laverne: [to the pigeons] Don't you ever migrate?
-Laverne And Frollo gave the child a cruel name, a name that means "half-formed". Quasimodo.
-Clopin All right, all right! Pour the wine and cut the cheese!
-Hugo Hugo: "I'll be spitting feathers for a week!"
Victor: "Well, that's what you get for sleeping with your mouth open!"
-Hugo and Victor Go on. Nobody wants to be cooped up here forever!
-Quasimodo Way to go, lover boy!
-Hugo Look. I'VE lived up in the bell tower for 20 years, and I think I know what the city looks like from above, and this is it!
-Quasimodo What? What am I supposed to do? Go out there and rescue the girl from the--from the jaws of death and the whole town will cheer like I'm some kind of a hero? She already has her knight-in-shining-armor, and it's NOT me!
-Quasimodo (gobbling his grapes) " 'Tis very good. Thank you." (Pheobus moans, he kicks him in the chin, then coughs loudly) "Seeds."
-Quaismodo Quaismodo: "You'e right! I'll go! I'll get cleaned up, I'll stroll down those stairs, I'll march THROUGH the doors, and..." Frollo: "Good morning, Quasimodo."
-Quasimodo and Frollo Frollo: "Remember, Quasimodo, this is your sanctuary."
Quasimodo: "My sanctuary."
-Frollo and Quasimodo And now, I'm going to do what I should have done...20 YEARS AGO!
-Frollo It is a trick to watch the colorful pageantry of the simple peasant folk.
-Victor Good morning. Will today be the day? You ready to fly?" (baby bird chirps sadly) "You sure? Good day to try! Why, if-if I picked a day to fly, oh, this would be it!
-Quasimodo I think...you're hiding something.
-Frollo You think he's ugly now, watch this!
-A Guard And now, ladies and gentlemen, the piECE-de-resistance!
-Clopin What a woman!
-Phoebus Oh, look, a mime.
-Hugo I'm sorry, master. I will never disobey you again.
-Quasimodo Phoebus: The name's Phoebus. It means Sun God. Phoebus: Candlelight, privacy, Romantic music. Can't think of a more perfect setting for hand-to-hand combat. Quasimodo: Look, I appreciate all that you're trying to do, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. Ugliest face in all of Paris, remember? I don't think I'm her type. Frollo: And He shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit... Frollo: "Have you ever attended a peasant festival, Captain?"
Pheobus: "Not recently, sir."
Frollo: "Then there should be quite an education for you. Come along." Laverne: "We always said you were the cute one."
Hugo: "I thought I was the cute one!"
Laverne: "No, you're the fat, stupid one with the big mouth!"
Hugo: "What're you saying, exactly?" This is when Disney had it made! Brings back some of the greatest memories in my life. Now disney sucks balls, and needs to go back to the old way of makin movies.
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