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Are you happy now? Is your British ass happy?
-Marcus - Yo, I told you, my mother's mother's mother was black!
- Your mother's mother's mother, fuck ... this ain't "Roots", mutha... Man, I wanna see a picture of this Nubian princess. If you were any less black, you would be clear.
-Tiny & Marcus - I just want to make a deal. Can we make a deal?
- Who the hell are you? Monty Hall?
-Burke & Ronna - He's a good guy.
- Oh, he's the good drug dealer.
-Simon & Marcus They can't evict you on Christmas! Then you'd be ho-ho-homeless!
-Simon Baines Just so we're clear, you stole a car, shot a bouncer, and had sex with two women?
-Singh - Ronna, I just gave you a favor.
- And here I thought you just gave me head.
-Todd & Ronna WHO DA F#@K WE RUNNIN' FROM?
-Tiny Show me your tits.
-Ronna - I need to bathe in sin.
- With me, or one of your other boyfriends?
-Zack & Adam It's not like I'm in a highly ethical industry.
-Todd I'm not a bathroom attendant!
-Marcus Is it safe to have a radio attached to my balls like this?
-Adam - You're making me an accessory!
- Okay Claire, that bracelet of mine you're wearing, that's an accessory.
-Claire & Ronna - Don't think you're something you're not. I used to have your job.
- Look how far it got you.
-Female shopper & Ronna - No.
- No, you don't wanna get laid, or no, you do, but you don't wanna get laid - with me?
-Claire & Todd So... what are we doing for New Years?
-Mannie Let's think about this logically. She's either alive, or she's dead.
-Zack - I need a favor.
- Wow, I didn't know we'd become such good friends, because if we had, you'd know that I give head before I give favors and I don't even give my best friends head so your chances of getting a favor are pretty f#@king slim
-Ronna and Todd Gay men are so hot. It's tragic.
-Claire
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