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Can I be frank? I don't think you listen to her, I think you tell her what she wants to hear, she wants you to thirst for knowledge of the complicated splendor that is woman. -The Cable Guy
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Can't Buy Me Love Quotes

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It's the African Anteater Ritual!
-Geeks
I was talkin' to Ma!
-Chuck
Quinton is in! Let the fun begin!

-Quint
Oh, yeah. The best leathers come from Rome, Paris, and Des Moines!
-Patty
My name is Ronald, not Donald.
-Ronald
"Cards with the tards. Who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks?" -Chuckie Miller
Patty: [after taking off her top] I bet you've never seen two like these before.
Ronald Miller: Well, my parents do have cable.
Jock: Look - it's a nerd herd!
Cindy Mancini: Are you high?
Ronald Miller: I want to rent you.
Cindy Mancini: You want to rent me?
Ronald Miller: Yeah. You pretend you like me and we go out for a few weeks... and that will make me popular.
Cindy Mancini: Just going out with me is not gonna make you popular.
Ronald Miller: Well I have a thousand dollars that says it will.
Cindy Mancini: I think you've mowed one too many lawns!

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