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Miss Switch is a *witch?*
-Rupert Good teachers like me are hard to find!
-Miss Switch Rupert, Amelia, enough dawdling. Time to head for home!
-Miss Switch Rupert, a witch is a witch is a witch.
-Miss Switch They gave up. We can't. We have to save Miss Switch!
-Rupert Instead of trying to push Bathsheba to the pail, why don't we throw her?
-Amelia Come on, Bathsheba. You have nine lives. We don't!
-Rupert I hate to mention it, but the trees... they're closing in!
-Amelia Don't worry, the broomstick knows where it's going... I hope.
-Rupert I am a cat. Cats don't get lost!
-Bathsheba Miss Switch, it's midnight, the witching hour. The witches council has gathered.
-Saturna And now, you will sleep!
-Saturna They broke the broomstick, it's falling -- so are we!
-Rupert All your witchly powers have been temporarily taken away from you!
-Saturna Don't worry. I've made it through the Dead Forest hundreds of times!
-Miss Switch Give them a warm welcome -- one that they will never forget!
-Saturna You gotta take us to the Computer Witch, you gotta!
-Rupert So they're coming here, are they? Good, let them. They shall never return. Never!
-Saturna Rupert, this isn't just a ruse for you to get a look at the Computer Witch, is it?
-Miss Switch Taking you to Witch Mountain is dangerous. You might be risking your lives!
-Miss Switch Go home, wait at your bedroom windows. I'll pick you up on my broomstick.
-Miss Switch I never rode a broomstick before!
-Rupert Here at Witch Mountain, we're waiting for you!
-Saturna Soon they will reach the Dead Forest. Make sure all of you are there to welcome them!
-Saturna Come along, Rupert. Time to fly!
-Miss Switch The bell has rung, Rupert. I am now a teacher, not a... you know what.
-Miss Switch I can't break a rule that doesn't exist, can I?
-Miss Switch As a special favor, you may both be present at the bewitching ceremony tonight.
-Miss Switch Wait 'til I show it to Miss Switch tomorrow. It's the best witchcraft stunt of all!
-Rupert I failed. I must go back to Witch Mountain and take my punishment.
-Miss Switch Oh, boy! It's gonna be a long evening!
-Rupert When a game's over, it should be over!
-Miss Switch But her idea will never get to the Computer Witch, because I, Saturna, will stop her!
-Saturna Just in time. The cauldron's bubbling!
-Miss Switch Black for bat's wings, red is the eye of the newt, and the brown bag holds toadstool dust.
-Miss Switch Not, "yeah," Rupert. "Yes," is proper.
-Miss Switch Mind your business, cat. I'll handle this!
-Miss Switch Let it happen now and here, number 15 will disappear.
-Miss Switch I've never seen football before, but I'm sure I'll find it enjoyable.
-Miss Switch Don't just stand there with your jaw hanging open. Can't you speak?
-Caruso You have a habit of talking out loud, good buddy. We know about everything!
-Caruso Maybe I can think about it. No harm in thinking.
-Rupert I mean, can we trust her? After all, she's a witch!
-Rupert Don't you know the difference between that awful Saturna and her?
-Amelia Think of what might happen to Miss Switch, and think fast, Rupert Brown!
-Amelia She and her Computo-Witch are all-powerful.
-Miss Switch By making an example of me, she has all the rest afraid of her.
-Miss Switch You see, I was the only one to stand up to Saturna.
-Miss Switch Once you're banished there, you're doomed. You never return.
-Miss Switch Saturna used the flame to tune in on me. Can't have it happen again!
-Miss Switch I was the first one tested, and that miserable machine said my witchcraft ideas were old fashioned, out of date.
-Miss Switch The Dead Forest? It sounds awful!
-Amelia You know I'm on probation, that's why I'm still teaching!
-Miss Switch There's something awful strange about our new teacher, Miss Switch.
-Rupert Well, if isn't Amelia, the snoop!
-Rupert She turned to clean the blackboard, and the way she did it -- one swipe and the blackboard was clean!
-Rupert Her eyes crackle, and she can see without turning around!
-Rupert One day, we had to stand up and tell our middle names -- I hate my middle name!
-Rupert I don't like tattletales. You will write, "My name is Rudy 'Tattletale' Lopez" 100 times, starting now!
-Miss Switch How did she do all of that strange stuff? There's gotta be a scientific explanation!
-Rupert There are no witches. It's not scientific.
-Rupert Miss Switch, she IS a witch!
-Rupert Okay, Rupert Peavley Brown, you wanted to investigate, now...
-Rupert I'm glad you said, "Please." Good manners are important.
-Miss Switch You needn't raise your hand, Amelia. We're not in class now.
-Miss Switch Anybody who can pick up a witch's thoughts may have the makings of a witch herself.
-Miss Switch Rupert, were you about to suggest that all witches are bad?
-Miss Switch There are, indeed, witches, and I am a good one... unlike the head witch, Saturna.
-Miss Switch Well, talking to yourself these days, eh, Miss Switch?
-Saturna That's what I need, a scientific witchcraft idea. New, original, up to date -- and the deadline is midnight tomorrow!
-Miss Switch
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