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Tell me, Tammy, why do vampires hate sunlight?
-Rafe (Admiring Reverend Current's Church) Nice place, Katherine. Reminds me of Superman's dad's place on Krypton.
-Rafe Guttman You remind me of why being married to you almost drove me to the brink of homosexuality.
-Rafe Guttman 2-4-6-8...you can watch me masturbate!
-Lillith (To Lillith) You know, I'm not gonna tell you that those aren't the breasts of the century, but I'm just not digging the owner, so will you put those away please? You're just not my type.
-Rafe Guttman (After regaining consciousness in a hospital bed) I've gone to Hell and its worse than I thought. Noonan, where am I?
-Rafe Guttman Don't eat your heart out...that's my job.
-Lillith I haven't tasted blood like that since Ivan the Terrible.
-Lillith Ah, the girls. Let them eat a guy named "Cake."
-Rafe Wow. It's a necrophiliac's wet dream.
-Kaleb At first, I didn't want to be dead. But, now, it's kinda cool!
-Kaleb (As he enters the room with the medieval torture device) LUCY!! I'M HOME!
-Rafe (After seeing Rafe's Star of David Necklace)Ohhh, keep your shirt on?
-Tammy 14 pocket in the side cleavage!
-Rsfe
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