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Show me the way!
-Aladdin (as Rainman) Uh-oh, uh-oh. Definitely an oracle. Tells the future. Uh-oh.
-Genie It's a joke!....I do that.
-Genie (as Chico and Groucho Marks) Hey, thassa no good. What this wedding a-needs is a theme. It needs a groom, too, but let's work with what we have!
-Genie Okay, Madonna...don't keep it. Just sneak it in the mix. WINK!
-Genie (as Bing Crosby and Bob Hope) I'm sure Ali Baba and the boy are on the road to Agrabah right now. Isn't that right, Bob? That's right, Bing. How 'bout this town? Is it wild or what? It's like one giant sand trap and me without my wedgie.
-Genie (jumping out of plane) Geronimo! Arapaho! Navajo! Pocahontas!
-Genie Genie: Stand down men; smoke 'em if you got 'em. If you're Al's dad...AND the king of thieves...then I wanna know one thing!
Cassim: Yeah?
Genie: Will you be havin' the chicken or the sea bass?
-Genie and Cassim I thought the earth wasn't supposed to shake until the honeymoon!
-Genie Bad news, Al - the boutonniere's clashed with the cummerbunds!
-Genie THAT Was For Ruining My Wedding!
-Princess Jasmine Where's the King of Thieves?
-Aladdin Follow the trail of the of the Forty Thieves. Your father is trapped within their world.
-Oracle Genie: (turns into Pumbaa) Hakuna matata.
-Genie You killed Salouk. The Code of the Forty Thieves is very clear on this point...you're in!
-Cassim Cassim: "Get out of my way, boy, and you won't get hurt!" Aladdin: "When I get up, I'll *bow* to you!
-Cassim and Aladdin I'll see you again, boy.
-Cassim Oh. *This* is attractive!
-Iago Oh, I love you guys!
-Iago Adobt me daddio
-Iago I been innocent since the day I was hatched"
"Oh brotha
-Iago and Abu I already know him. *Aladdin looks at her* Because I know you.
-Jasmine Mama always said, 'Magic is as magic does.'
-Genie, impersonating Forrest Gump Razoul: "Our princess is to wed."
Genie: "Oooooh! Wonderful!"
-Razoul and the Genie as a beggar Aladdin: "You are the King of Thieves?"
Cassim: "Like it or not, boy, we are blood."
-Aladdin and Cassim Genie: Oh! they trampled the carpet, thats a little redundant, so this isn't a bad day for you! (saying to carpet after an elephant had run him over)
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