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Wait until they get a-load of me.
-Joker I'm Batman!
-Batman Oh, Little song, little dance. Batman's head on a lance.
-Joker You want to get nuts? Come on! Lets get nuts!
-Bruce Wayne As though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out.
-Joker My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those... things? Bob, gun.
-Joker Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a *bat* gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!
-Joker Where does he get those wonderful toys?
-Joker We received a letter from Batman. 'Citizens of Gotham. Gotham City has earned a rest from crime. But should the forces of evil rise again to cast a shadow on the heart of the city, call me.'
-Dist. Atty. Harvey Dent I have little desire to spend my few remaining years grieving for the loss of old friends. Or their sons.
-Alfred Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me Joker and as you can see I'm a lot happier.
-Joker Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?
-Jack I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.
-Joker I've been dead once already; it's very liberating. You might think of it as... therapy.
-Joker Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
-Joker You mean when you run this show? You ain't got no future, Jack. You're an A-1 nut boy, and Grissom knows it.
-Eckhardt Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check!
-Joker I'm not gonna kill you.
-Batman You mus posess power to inflict pain Bob.We've got a flying mouse to kill, and I wanna clean my claws!
-Joker This town needs an anema (Toot) (Toot)
-Joker Where have you been spending your nights?
-Eckhardt Vicki Vale: You're insane.
The Joker: Thought I was a Pisces.
-Vicki Vale and The Joker The Joker: "The pen is mightier than the sword." "If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, then give me the electric chair for all my future crimes." -- Prince, "Electric Chair," played during the movie. Vicki Vale: "What do you want?"
The Joker: "......my face on the $1 bill." Gordon: "He gave us a signal" Gordon: "He gave us a signal"
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