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Tonight's forecast: A freeze is coming!
-Mr. Freeze It's the hockey team from hell.
-Robin FREEZE IN HELL, BATMAN!!!!!
-Mr. Freeze Hi, Freeze. I'm Batman.
-Batman Dr. Evil: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Mr. Freeze: Chill out bird boy! Batman: (Pulls out credit card) Never leave the cave without it. Robin: I need a car, chicks dig the car.
Batman: This is why Superman works alone. Robin:"I wanna a car, the chicks dig a car"
Batman:"This is why Superman works alone"
-Robin and Batman Mr. Freeze: "Alright, everyone! Chill!" Mr. Freeze: "Allow me to break the ice." Poison Ivy: "It's not nice to fool with Mother Nature!!" Poison Ivy: "I'll help you grab your rocks."
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