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*Peter*Hey Quagmire, you got a winnabego.*Quagmire*You mean a wannabango.
-Peter&Quagmire 'Welcome Back,Mr. Disney.' 'Are the Jews gone yet?'' Uhh,no.' ' Put me back in!'
-Scientist Walt Disney Peter Griffin: For more about flatulence, you can visit my ass!
[Farts]
-Peter Griffin lady: Where's my baby? Stork: Sweety, you and me are going to make the baby
-lady Stork Horace: Hey, is he 18? Brian: Horace, the drinking age is 21. Horace: Oh.
-Horace Brian Brian: You're drunk! Stewie: You're sexy!
-Brian Stewie ... And the black people are all like, "hey bitch!" and the Indian people, we do not call our women in such a way.
-Gandhi Peter Griffin: You know what really grinds my gears?
-Peter Griffin I'm going to go pump the chemical toilet. Apparently you're about to do the same.
-Stewie Griffin *Brian* "Isn't there an O in country?" *Quagmire* "Nope"
-Brian and Quagmire I did it! I found the cheese! Oh boy, cheese! I love you,cheese.
-Chris You know what really grinds my gears? People from the 19th Century. It's called an automobile.It's much faster than a horse.Get with the freakin' program!
-Peter No! No! I don't want to die! I want to live! Liiiiiiiiiiiive!
-Stewie What? I just thought you go in the suit. Just like the astronauts.
-Peter I don't know what you're talking about. I've never felt better.(he pukes on Brian)Okay.NOW, I've never felt better.
-Drunk Stewie
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