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Fight Club Quotes

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The things you own end up owning you.
-Tyler Durden
The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a
-Tyler Durden
It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.
-Tyler Durden
His name is Robert Paulsen!
-Project Mayhem
I am Jack's smirking revenge.
-Narrator
You are the all-singing,all-dancing crap of the world.
-Tyler Durden
You're not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax.
-Marla Singer
If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.
-Narrator
You just had a near-life experience!
-Tyler Durden
...always use the indefinite article 'a' dildo, never 'your' dildo.
-Airport Security Officer
With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
-Narrator
She's a predator posing as a house pet.
-Tyler Durden
You're the worst thing that's ever happened to me.

-Marla Singer
Marla... the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't.

-Narrator
Tell him. Tell him, The liberator who destroyed my property has realigned my perceptions.

-Tyler Durden
Pretend you're me, make a managerial decision: you find this, what would you do?
-Robert Chesler
You said that if anyone ever interferes with Project Mayhem, even you, we gotta get his balls.

-Detective
Jack: "This is going to take a huge amount of faith on your part"

Marla: "Oh here comes an avalanche of Bull****"

Jack: "A little more faith than that"

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