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Thanks guys,you got a lot of... a lot of... well, whatever it is, you got a lot of it.
-Michael Jordan I tought I taw - I did! I did! I did tee Michael Jordan!
-Tweety Bird We've got to get a new agent. We're getting screwed!
-Daffy Duck What kind of a Mickey Mouse outfit would name their team The Ducks?
-Bugs Holey puddy-tat!
-Tweety Bird C'mon, Michael, it's game time. Slip on your Hanes, lace up your Nikes, take your Wheaties and your Gatorade, and we'll grab a Big Mac on the way to the ballpark.
-Stan Podalak Eh, what I'm tryin' to say is...WE NEED YOUR HELP!
-Bugs Bunny But Mommy, I don't want to go to school today, I want to stay home and bake cookies with you!
-Daffy Duck Precisely, Sir Altitude.
-Marvin the Martian Nice butt!
-Lola Bunny Spit Shine!
-The Toons I found the shorts!
-Daffy Duck To your house? In 3D land?
-Daffy Duck Pound: One small step for moi...
Bupkus: One giant leap for Moron Mountain!
Bugs Bunny: And one whopper headache for Elmer Fudd...
-The Nerdlucks/Bugs Bunny Excuse me, Mr. Jordan. Could you give me your autog... your autog... your autog... your signature?
-Porky Pig Daffy: Let's all laugh at the duck.
-Daffy Duck But I play baseball now!" "And I'm a Shakespearean actor!
-Michael and Bugs Your jym shorts? From college?
-Daffy Duck [After Michael gets sucked down the hole.] What kind of camera is that? Would you not point that at me please, and put the lens cap back on!
-Bill Murray Tweety: "Feed me! Feed me!"
Sylvester: "Feed you? Feed me!"
-Tweety Bird and Sylvester Bugs Bunny: "Diminuitive, ain't they?" Daffy: "Oh, fear clutches my breast!" Daffy: "Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys." Tweety Bird: "Those Monstars'd wished they'd never been born!" Lola Bunny: "Don't ever call me 'doll'." Porky Pig: "Pardon me, Mr. Jordan, but could I have your autog-g-g...your autog-g-g...your John Hancock, please?" Foghorn Leghorn: "Did you order the Original Recipe or Extra Crispy?" Your gym shorts? From college?
-Daffy Duck
Your gym shorts? From college?
-Daffy Duck
Taz: "Lemony Fresh"
Daffy Duck: She was wide open. Stan: Nice shot Mr. Bird.
Larry Bird: Larry, please.
Stan: Nice shot Mr. Larry. Stan: I came to pick you up. You have a game to play.
Michael Jordan: I am helping my friends right now.
Stan: Are you aware that your "friends" are cartoon characters?
Michael Jordan: Yeah, so?
Stan: So if it doesn't bother you, it doesn't bother me. Bugs Bunny: "You wanna play a little one-on-one, doll?"
Lola Bunny: "'Doll'??"
Bugs Bunny: "Uh-huh..."
Lola Bunny: "On the court, 'Bugs'..." Tweety: (about Lola) "Ooo! She's hot!" Yosemite Sam: "We ain't a-goin' nowheres!" Michael Jordan: "But I'm a baseball player."
Bugs Bunny: "Right, and I'm a Shakespearean actor." Bugs Bunny: "Eh, not so fast, docs... You can't just toin us into slaves; that would be bad. You've got to give us a chance to defend ourselves." Pound: "Okay, bunny... Gather up you're toon pals; we're taking ya for a ride!"
Blanko: "Yay! Totally, all right! So, like, where're we goin'?" (Pound slaps him hard) "Are we there yet?" Pound: "You... All of you... Are now our prisoners!" (The Looney Tunes all laugh out loud) Daffy (after putting on armor, a helmet, and a rubber life saver): "Just stay out of my way." Pound: "You've heard of the Dream Team? Well, we're the MEAN Team!" Daffy Duck: Mother! Bugs Bunny: WE NEED YOUR HELP! Porky Pig:uh uh uh can I have you autograph sir
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