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Look, Mom, I'm not going to Jupiter or anything, I'm going to college. It's just college.
-Rob Just give me something to worry about. I'm your mother.
-Rob's Mother Get ready, you devil dogs, because the master bebob blaster of all time is about to give you a soul injection.
-Radio Now where did that radio go? I could have sworn I left it right here in this very spot. What did it do, just get up and walk away?
-Elmo St. Peters I don't want to work without the master.
-Blanky We're trapped here like rats! Small little rats with no hair and one leg!
-Radio Ah, don't be a wet blanket.
-Toaster I remember the first time my bulb burned out. I thought, "That's it! I'm burnt out! Eighty-sixed! To the showers!" And then the master gave me a new bulb... and I glowed.
-Lampy Maybe he's calling from Blanket Heaven. He's a white, fluffly little angel with a knob-nose.
-Radio Did I catch ya at a bad time? Just wondering if you got my radio tubes.
-Zeke This just in: Moonie's vacuums found to be uh... um... carcinogenic in recent lab tests. Big, big tumors on those rats. Bleagh! We've got photos to prove it, and I don't even wanna look at them. Uhh!
-TV Good morning, good morning, gooooood morning!
-Radio The whole bunch of you gotta have a combined wattage of maybe five, maybe less. It's been years. It's scrap metal time.
-Air Conditioner Holy Mother of Edison! What were you thinking? You could have broken my bulb!
-Lampy I've always loved travel anyway: the open road, the smell of the wind in my face, the flies clogging up my grill.
-Radio I think Houdini did this once, and if I remember right, he was out of the hospital in no time.
-Radio The Radio: Shut up! Shut up!
Toaster and Kirby: SHUT UP!
-Radio Toaster Kirby Radio: Why if it isn't ol' Rabbit Ears!
TV: Why if it isn't ol' loud mouth!
-Radio and TV He's such a baby...MA-MAAAA!!!!!
-Lampy Radio: Look, Lampy, from here you can see the really BIG lamp. (sun) Lampy: WOW! I wonder where his switch is?
-Radio and Lampy Oh, many pardons. Was you watchin' that channel?
-Plugsy I'm not an invalid. I was designed to stick in the wall! I like being stuck in the stupid wall! I... I wonder if the kid was too short to reach my dials...
-Air Conditioner You're insane!
-Kirby Kirby: Why don't you shut off? A.C.: Oh, I'm really scared there, Kirby. What are you going to do, suck me to death?
-Kirby Air Conditioner You forgot your sweater!!
-Mom MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!
-blankey Air Conditioner: "ITS MY FUNCTIOOON!!"
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