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They call me MR. PIG. AHHHH!
-Pumbaa Let me get this straight. You know her. She knows you. But she wants to eat him. And everybody's okay with this? DID I MISS SOMETHING?
-Timon What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?
-Timon Long live the king.
-Scar Well, forgive me for not leaping for joy...bad back, you know...
-Scar Simba: Hey, Uncle Scar, when I'm king, what'll that make you?
Scar: A monkey's uncle.
Simba: (laughing) You're so weird.
Scar: You have no idea...
-Simba and Scar Naw, I'm not goin' out there and comin' back, lookin' like you, cactus butt!
-Shenzi Pumbaa: Hey, kid, what's eatin' ya?
Timon: Nothin'. He's on top of the food chain!
-Pumbaa and Timon I'm surrounded by idiots!
-Scar Life's not fair, isn't it? You see, I, on my end, will never be king...and you...shall never see the light of another day...Adieu...
-Scar Simba: Hey, look. Banana Beak's scared!
Zazu: That's MISTER Banana Beak, to you, fuzzy!
-Simba and Zazu Oh, wait...I know you...You're Mufasa's little stooge!
-Shenzi the Hyena LUOW!!! Are ya hankering for a hunk of fat and juicy meat? Eat my buddy Pumbaa here because he is a treat, come on down and dine, on this crazy swine, all you gotta do is get in liiinee....Arrrrre ya achin'? (yep, yep, yep) fooooor some bacon? (yep, yep,
--Timon & Pumbaa Timon: It's our motto!
Simba: What's a motto?
Timon: Nothin'! What's a motto with you?!
-Timon, Pumbaa & Simba *LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!*
*LET ME IN! LET ME IN!*
-Zazu and Timon No! Not the birdy boileeerrrrrrrr!
-Zazu (singing) No king! No king! Fa la la la la la!
-Hyenas The water hole? What is so great about the water hole?
-Nala Correction, I know your father.
-Rafiki It's a small world after all. No, no! Anything but that! I've got a lovely bunch of cocunuts....
-Zazu & Scar come here, its a secret... Asantey sana squash banana wey weyuu a mimi a pana!
-Rafiki It means you're a baboon. And I'm not.
-Rafiki Simba, you have forgotten me. You have forgotten who you are and so forgotten me. Look inside your self Simba, you are more than what you have become, you must take your place in the circle of life. Remember who you are.... remember....
-Mufasa When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass and so, we are all connected in the great circle of life
-Mufasa Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures, from the crawling ant, to the leaping antelope
-Mufasa Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. NObody knows my sorrow.
-Zazu Oh, Zazu, do lighten up. Sing something with a little--*bounce* in it!
-Scar Run run away Scar and never return
-Simba Well! The buzz from the bees is that the leopards are in a bit of a spot...
And the baboons are going ape over this. Of course, the giraffes are acting like they're above it all...
-Zazu Timon: Gone back? What do you mean? Hey! What's goin' on here? Who's the monkey?
Nala: Simba's gone to challenge Scar.
Timon: Who?
Nala: Scar.
Pumbaa: Who's got a scar?
Nala: No, no, no. It's his uncle.
Timon: The monkey's his uncle?
-Timon and Pumba and Nala Scar: "Why Simba I'm a little surprised to see you alive." Simba : "Give me one reason why I shouldn't rip you apart."
- Scar Simba What are we supposed to do? Kill Mufasa?" "PRECISELY.
-Banzai and Scar Simba "Why don't you pick on someone your own size." Shenzi:"Like you." Simba:"Oops."
- Simba and Shenzi Nala-So where are we really going?
Simba-An elephant graveyard.
Nala-Wow!
Simba-SHH!
Nala-Oh right, so how are we gonna ditch the dodo?
-Simba and Nala Simba: What? What is it?
Nala: Its like youre back from the dead. You dont know how much this will mean to everyone. What it means to me.
Simba: Hey its ok
Nala: Ive really missed you *nuzzles up underSimba*
Simba: I missed you too
-Simba and Nala SIMBA::YOU THINK YOU CAN SHOW UP AND TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE! YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IVE BEEN THROUGJ
NALA:: I would if you just tell me!
SIMBA::FORGET IT!!
NALA:: FINE!!
-Simba and Nala Simba: So many things to tell her. But how to make her see. The truth about my past? Impossible she'd turn away from me.
Nala: He's holding back He's hiding. But what I cant decide. Why wont he be the king I know he is. The king i see inside.
-Simba and Nala When the world turns its back on you, you turn your BACK on the world!
-Timon Bad things happen, and you can't do anything about them.
-Timon Timon: Wow. He looks blue.
Pumbaa: I'd say brownish gold.
Timon:No,I mean he's depressed.
Pumbaa:Oh.
-Timon & Pumbaa Banzai: Hey.Did we order this food to go?
Shenzi:No.Why?
Banzai:'Cause there it goes!
-Shenzi and Banzai Timon:He found his aroma like a certain appeal, he could clear the savannah after every meal. Pumbaa: I've a sensitive soul, though I seem thick-skinned.
-Timon & Pumbaa Pumbaa: "Yep, yep, yep."
Timon: "Heee's a big pig!"
Pumbaa: "Yep, yep."
Timon: "You can be a big pig, too! Oy!" (both scream as the hyenas chase after them)
-Timon and Pumbaa I laugh in the face of danger ahhhhhahahaha
-simba didn't your mother every tell you not to play with your food?
(to scar)
-ZAZU Zazu sir, news from the underground!
-mole nala: the water hole? whats so great about the water hole?
simba: I'll tell you when we get there!
-simba and nala nala: the water hole? whats so great about the water hole?
simba: I'll tell you when we get there!
-simba and nala Pinned ya! Pinned ya again!
-Nala I madam am the kings major dodo.
-Zazu Did we order this diner to go?cause there they go!
-hyena Run away simba.
Run away and never return.
-scar Home is where your rump rests.
-Pumba Shenzi: "If he comes back, we'll kill him."
Banzai: "Yeah! Ya hear that? If ya ever come back, we'll kill ya!"
-Shenzi and Banzai no you idiots we're going to kill him
-Scar Timon: They're fireflies, that got stuck up in that big, bluish-black thing.
Pumbaa:Oh. I always thought they were balls of gas burning billions of miles away.
Timon: Pumbaa, with you, everything's gas.
-Timon and Pumbaa talking about the stars It's true.
Simba
Zazu: [singing] Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. / Nobody knows my sorrow.
Scar: Oh, Zazu, do lighten up. Sing something with a little bounce in it.
Zazu: [singing] It's a small world after all...
Scar: NO! No, *anything* but that!
Zazu: [singing] I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. Here they are just standing in a row.
Zazu, Scar: [Scar joins in] Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...
Zazu: [whispering] Oh, I would have never had to do this with Mufasa.
Scar: Now You Wait Here. Your Father Has A Marvelous Suprise For You.
Simba: Oooh. What Is It?
Scar: If I Told You, It Wouldn't Be A Suprise, Now Would It?
Simba: If You Tell Me, I'll Still Act Suprised.
Scar: Ho ho ho. You Are Such A Naughty Boy.
Simba: Come On, Uncle Scar.
Scar: No-no-no-no-no-no-no. This Is Just For You And Your Daddy. You Know, A Sort Of... Father-son... Thing. Well! I'd Better Go Get Him.
Simba: I'll Go With You.
Scar: No! Heh heh heh. No. Just Stay On This Rock. You Wouldn't Want To End Up In Another Mess Like You Did With The Hyenas...
Simba: You Know About That?
Scar: Simba, Everybody Knows About That.
Simba: Really?
Scar: Oh, Yes. Lucky Daddy Was There To Save You, Eh? Oh... And Just Between Us, You Might Want To Work On That Little Roar Of Yours. Hmm? Mufasa: "Is that a challenge?!"
Scar: "Temper, Temper. I wouldn't dream of challenging you."
Zazu: "Pity. Why not?"
Scar: "Well as far as brains go, I got the Lion's share. But when it comes to Brute Strength, I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool."
-Scar, Mufasa & Zazu
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