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Look out, Pound! Here comes Garfield!
-Garfield I'm so happy to own a cat, I could just throw up.
-Jon Arbuckle Jon: Hungry, Garfield? Garfield: You guessed it, Buster.
-Jon Garfield Take me to your leader, earthling, or I'll atomize your face, heh heh!
-Garfield So this is what it feels like to be potato salad.
-Garfield Good morning sunshine. Welcome to another fun-filled day with your favorite pet.
-Garfield Hello, city pound? This is Hubert on Main Street, I've got a couple of customers for you, send a truck right over! [truck pulls up] What took you so long?
-Hubert When I want in, I want in now!
-Garfield Well, I suppose you boys had a big night, singing on the fence, chasing cars, while I sat home and worried myself sick over you?" (Garfield and Odie nod) "I thought so.
-Jon Home is where they understand you.
-Garfield I'm not known for my compassion.
-Garfield Rhett, Rhett, whatever shall I do? Wherever shall I go?
-Garfield (impersonating Scarlett O'Hara) What we have here is a failure to communicate.
-Garfield I hate mornings. I like 'em better if they started later.
-Garfield I'm bored. Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. I'm bored.
-Garfield Garfield: "It's pathetic the way some animals beg at the table. Where is your pride, Odie?" Garfield: (after he smashes Jon's breakfast in his face) "I'm only human." Garfield: "It's pathetic the way some animals beg at the table. Where is your pride, Odie?" Garfield: "When I want in, I want in NOW." Garfield: "Who are you, and what business is it of yours anyhow?"
Fast Eddie: "My name is Fast Eddie, and this is my associate, Fluffy. And if you must know, you should be nice to the mutt there because, uh...he's the next to go." Garfield: "No! You can't take Odie away!"
Fast Eddie: "Let him go, you fool! If you try to stop him, he'll take you too!" Garfield: "I'm going to city pound, and I'm going to break Odie out of there! Look out, pound; here comes Garfield!" Garfield: "Nice touch."
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