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I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule.
-Randal I'm not even supposed to be here today!...
-Dante Cancer merchant, cancer merchant!
-Crowd .....MOSCOW!.....
-Olaf Olaf, Berserker, girls think sexy!
-Jay You know there are a lot of women but not all of them cook you lasagna, most of them just cheat on you...
-Silent Bob Dante: I thought I told you not to be dealing in front of the store.
Jay: I ain't dealin', man, what you talkin' about?
Willam: Hey, man, you got anything?
Jay: Yeah, man, what you want?
-Dante, Jay, & William Dante: how many, how many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica: something like 36?
Dante: 37, is that including me?
Veronica: ummm 37?
Dante: 37 my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.
Customer: In a row?
-Dante & Veronica & Customer Dante: Whats that?
Randal: hermphoditic porn Chicks with dicks that put mine to shame!
-Randal and dante Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!!! Hey you get back here!!
-Dante MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK...BERSERKER.....WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING F**K BERSERKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Olaf Noinge, noinge, noinge, smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beers.
-Jay Dun dun.Dun dun ddun.Salsa shark.
-Randall Randal- "Some customer came in today refusing to pay late fees. Said the store was closed for 3 hours yesterday."
Dante- "What did you do."
Randal- "I tore up his membership."
Dante- "Shocking abusing of authority."
-Randal to Dante [dante]:but you hate people![randal]:but i love gatherings,isint it ironic.
-dante and randal what do you mean no ice!!!you expect me to drink this coffe hot!!
-customer Customer: Hey nice cat. Whats its name?
Randel: Annoying Customer. cock smoker!-jay customer:"lose the skates,dorthy hamill and open the store!!!" customer:"what do you mean there's no ice?,i gotta drink this coffee hot!?" customer:"do you guys sell hubcaps for a 72 pinto hatchback?....ohh mini trucker magazine" randall:"no time for love dr. jones" customer:"....thats why i manually masturbate caged animals for artifical insemenation"
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