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BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN! Where?! Bua Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
-Woody & Buzz You! Are! A! Toy! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're - you're an action figure!
-Woody You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.
-Buzz "Highly explosive. Keep away from children." Cool!
-Sid To infinity, and beyond!
-Buzz Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs... Hey, I can dream can't I?
-Mr. Potato Head Buzz, you've got wings! You glow in the dark! You talk! Your helmet does that, that...*whoosh* thing! You are a cool toy!
-Woody How dare you open a Space Ranger's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could have been sucked out of their sockets!
-Buzz No-one has ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before.
-Sid I have been chosen. Farewell, my friends. I go to a better place.
-Alien From now on, you must take good care of your toys, because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid!
-Woody I've got a snake in my boot
-Woody I don't like confrontations!
-Rex DON'T YOU GET IT??!! YOU SEE THE HAT??!! I AM...MRS. NESBIT!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!
-Buzz STOPPIT!! STOPPIT, YOU BUNCH OF ZEALOTS!!
-Woody Oh, you actually THINK you're THE real Buzz Lightyear?! And all this time I thought it was an act! Hey, guys, look! It's the REAL Buzz Lightyear!
-Woody You're mocking me, aren't you?
-Buzz Lightyear Hey, listen up, Light Smack. You stay away from Andy. He's mine. And no one is taking him away from me!
-Woody (both looking through binoculars)
Buzz: Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?!
Woody: THAT'S why: Sid!
Buzz: Sure is a hairy fellow...
Woody: ...No, NO! That's Scudd, you idiot!!
-Buzz and Woody Buzz: Well, although you tried to terminate me, revenge is not practiced on my planet.
Woody: Oh...well, that's good...
Buzz: But we're not on my planet...are we?
Woody: Uh...no...
-Buzz and Woody One minute you're defending the WHOLE galaxy...the next you're suckin' down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sisters...
-Buzz P.H.: Hey, Hamm, look...I'm Picasso!
Hamm: Eh, I don't get it...
P.H.: You incultured swine!!......What are YOU lookin' at, ya hockey puck?
(toy hockey puck shrugs)
-Potatoe Head and Hamm P.H.: What are you tryin' ta pull?
Woody: Nothing!
-Potatoe Head and Woody THE CLAAAAAAAW!!!
-Squeaky Aliens Ages 3 and Up"; it's on my box...."Ages 3 and Up". I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool.
-Mr. Potatoe Head Sid! Your poptarts are ready!" "ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
-Sid's mom and Sid Where are your rebel friends now?!
-Sid A stranger!" "From the outside." "*Ooh.*
-Alien dolls Reach for the skyyy!
-Woody You're my favorite deputy!
-Woody T-O-Y---TOY!
-Woody to Buzz: "That wasn't flying! That was falling...with style!"
-Woody Woody: "Hey, who's got my hat?"
Shark: "Look! I'm Woody! Howdy-howdy-howdy!"
Woody: (Laughing sarcastically, then snatching his hat away) "Gimme that!"
-Woody and the Shark Somebody poisoned the water hole.
-Woody Somebody poisoned the water hole.
-Woody And another thing: *stop* with this 'spaceman' thing! It's getting on my nerves!
-Woody (ROAR!) "Were you scared? Tell me honestly."
-Rex That's MR. Potato Head to you, you backstabbin' murderer!
-Mr. Potato Head I get so nervous before I travel.
-Rex Woody: "All right! ALL RIGHT! If I send out the troops, will you all calm down?"
Rex: "YES! YES! WE PROMISE!"
Woody: "O-KAY! Save your batteries."
-Woody and Rex If you don't have one, GET one!
-Woody Look I'm Woody! Howdy! Howdy! Howdy!
-Toy Shark C'mon, what could Andy get that's worse than you?" (barking is heard over the radio) "Oh boy! A puppy!"
-Woody and Andy That wasn't flying... that was falling with style!
-Woody Someone poisoned the water-hole!
-Woody The Claw is our Master.
-Three-Eyed Alien I'm Woody! Howdy, howdy, howdy!
-toy shark What the spaceport?..." (Woody punches him in the shoulder) "Good work, Woody.
-Buzz It's party time, Woody. Yeeeeeeeeeee-haaa!
-Andy Rex: "Any dinosaur-shaped ones?"
Hamm: "Hey, quit crying aloud; they're all in *boxes*, you idiot."
Rex: "They're getting bigger!"
Slinky: "Wait--there's a nice, little one over there."
(All the toys scream when they see it)
-Rex, Hamm, and Slinky PH: Hey Hamm look, I'm Picasso! Hamm: Eh, I don't get it. PH: You incultured piece of swine!! What are you lookin' at Hockey Puck!! Puck: (Puck shrugs) "Sqweaky"
-Potatoe head, Hamm, and Hockey Puck Great idea, Woody. I like your thinking!
-Buzz Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!
-Rex (shaking Buzz's hand) Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.
Come in, Star Command.
-Buzz Buzz Lightyear to the rescue.
-Buzz's button Sherif This is No Time To Panic!
-Buzz Hey Etch, Draw!!
-Woody Sargent, Establish a recon post downstairs, Code Red!
-Woody The claw!-the Aliens You are a child's play-thing!
-Woody Patato Head: "Oh a laser, how come you don't have a laser woody?"
Woody: "Its not a laser, its a little light bulb that blinks!!!"
Hamm: "What's wrong with him?"
Patato Head: "Laser envy." "Excuse me,I believe the word you're searching for is 'Space Ranger'" -Buzz
"The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there are preschool toys present." -Woody "Your mocking me aren't you?"
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