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Annie: That's my mom
Hallie: And that's my dad
-Annie and Hallie She loves this thing a lot. A lot, a lot.
-Hallie (playing Annie) I've never been so happy in my entire life!" *bawls as Grandfather closes the door*
-Martin Hallie: I have a brilliant beyond brilliant idea!
-Hallie Thank You! Thank you very much!
-Hallie We actually did it!
-Hallie (after cutting Annie's hair) Honey you never looked better.
-Hallie His and hers kids. No offense, Mom, but this arrangement really sucks.' 'I agree, it totally sucks.
-Hallie Elizabeth You wanna know the *real* difference between us?' 'Let me see... I know how to fence and you don't... Or I have class and you don't. Take your pick.
-Hallie Annie Now, let's do what we should be doing and be done with it. Understood?
-Elizabeth James Nick Parker and I have absolutely nothing in common!
-Elizabeth James Annie: "Don't shut YOUR eyes!"
Hallie: "Oh, sorry. I just got a little nervous."
Annie: "YOU'RE nervous? An eleven year-old's cutting my hair!"
-Annie and Hallie Nick Parker: I told Hallie.
Meredith Blake: You did? And?
Nick Parker: She went ballistic. She started yelling in French. I didn't even know she spoke French. Hallie as Annie: Seeing all these wedding dresses, doesn't it make you think about the "f" word?
Elizabeth James: The "f" word?
Hallie as Annie: My father! Nick Parker: You know, sometime if we're ever really alone maybe we could talk about what happened between us. You know it's all a bit hazy to me now. It ended so fast.
Elizabeth James: It started so fast.
Nick Parker: Well, that part I remember perfectly. Nick Parker: [after explaining to Elizabeth why they returned early from the camping trip] So, where's Chessie? I'm starving.
Elizabeth James: Well, she and Martin went off to a picnic around noon. Yesterday.
Nick Parker: [Impersonating Cary Grant] Really. Who would have thought. My nanny, your butler. Hallie: [playing poker with Annie at camp] I'll tell you what. I'll make you a little deal. Loser jumps into the lake after the game.
Annie: Excellent.
Hallie: Butt naked.
Annie: Even more excellent. Start unzipping Parker. Straight, in diamonds.
Hallie: You're good James, but, you're just not good enough. In your honor, a royal flush. Annie: Any of your pictures ruined?
Hallie: Only the beautiful Leo DiCaprio...
Annie: Who?
Hallie: You've never heard of Leonardo DiCaprio? How far away is London anyway? Nick Parker: [hiking] I'm going to take the lead. You two help Meredith.
Meredith Blake: [looks at the girls] Sure you'll help me. Right over a cliff you'll help me.
Hallie: [whispering to Annie] Not a bad idea.
Annie: Yeah, see any cliffs? Meredith Blake: First change I make is to send that two-faced little brat off to boarding school in Timbuktu.
Richard, Meredith's Assistant: Ooh, Ice Woman!
Meredith Blake: Proud of it, babe! Annie as Hallie: I know what mystery my father sees in you.
Meredith Blake: You do?
Annie as Hallie: You're young, beautiful, sexy, and hey the guy is only human, but if you ask me marriage is supposed to be based on more then just sex, right? Annie: That girl is without a doubt, the lowest, most awful creature to ever walk the planet!
Hallie: [watching from outside] Thank you, thank you very much. Hallie as Annie: [crying, seeing her mother for the first time] I'm sorry, it's just I've missed you so much.
Elizabeth James: I know, it seems like it's been forever.
Hallie as Annie: You have no idea. Martin, the James' Butler: I found a stowaway in your suitcase.
[holds up her stuffed toy Cuppy]
Hallie as Annie: [whispering] Oh my God. Cuppy. Elizabeth James: [having drink with Meredith] Here's to... here's to you. May your life be far less complicated than mine. Hallie: [with Oreos] Want one?
Annie: Oh, sure. I love Oreos. At home, I eat them with... I eat with peanut butter.
Hallie: You do? That is so weird. [gets peanut butter]
Hallie: So do I.
Annie: You're kidding? Most people find that totally disgusting.
Hallie: I know. I don't get it.
Annie: Me either.
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