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...Uh, ok, nobody look until I get my cork back in!
-Hamm Hi!! I'm Tour Guide Barbie! Please keep your hands, arms
and accessories inside the car, and no flash photography. Thank you!
-Tour Guide Barbie Woody: Ride like the wind, Bullseye.
-Woody How do you spell FBI?
-Rex To Al's Toy Barn... and beyond.
-Buzz Lightyear I'm a married spud! I'm a married spud!
-Mr. Potato Hrad Ye-Haaaaaaaw!
-Jessie Buzz Lightyear: You killed my father.
Emperor Zurg: No Buzz, I am your father.
-Buzz and Zurg I think I feel a SONG coming on!
-Wheezy Rex: "What are we gonna do, Buzz?"
Fake Buzz: "Use your head!"
(The toys use Rex as a battering ram in the next shot)
Rex: "But I don't wanna use my head!"
-Rex and the fake Buzz Wait, guys! You've got the wrong Buzz! You've-got the-wrong Buzz!
-Buzz Oh! It's the chicken man!
-Rex You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
-the alien toys You, my little cowboy friend, are gonna make me big bu-bu-bucks!
-Al Well, Stinky Pete! I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime!" (chucks Pete's chin)
-Woody Woody: "So who's the real Buzz?"
both Buzzes: "I am!
-Woody and the two Buzzes You never forget kids like Emily or Andy, but they forget you.
-Jessie [to Mr. Potato Head] I'm packing your extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes just in case.
-Mrs. Potato Head I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is
-Slinky Dog You saved their lives! And they're so adorable! Let's adopt them!" "Daaaaddeeee!
-Mrs. Potato Head &Aliens Emperor Zurg: "Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won!"
Buzz: "I'll never give in. You killed my father!"
Zurg: "No, Buzz. I AM your father!"
Buzz: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
-Buzz and Emperor Zurg Al: "So, how long is this gonna take?"
Toy Cleaner: "You can't rush art."
-Al and the Toy Cleaner Slinky: (seeing the "closed" sign on the door to Al's Toy Barn) "Oh, no. It's closed."
Mr. Potato Head: "We're not Preschool toys, Slinky. We can read."
-Slinky and Mr. Potato Had Woody, you're not a collector's item. You're a child's plaything. You--are--A TOY!
-Buzz Woody, you're not a collector's item. You're a child's plaything. You--are--A TOY!
-Buzz Andy's Mom: "Andy Lets go Molly already in her carseat"
Andy: "But mom woody's arm ripped" Pig: Way to go mom!! Yep. Thats right!! Now go home Mr. Fancy Car!: Mr. Potatohead DON'T TALK TO ANY TOYS YOU DON'T KNOW!!: Mrs. Potatohead Mrs Potatohead: Im packing extra shoes and your angry eyes Rex: Maybe If we had some balloons, We can float to the top! AI: I will give you 50 bucks for him!! 50 bucks!!
Mr.Potatohead: 50 bucks aint bad Andy: Thats right, Your broken. I don't want to play with you anymore. Aliens: You saved our lifes! We are greatful!!
Mr.Potatohead: Yeah, Yeah. Just get out of my way! Wizzy: I feel swell! Infact, I feel a song coming on! Prospector: FAIR? I'll Tell You What's Not Fair: Spending A Lifetime On A Dime-Store Shelf Watching Every Other Toy Be Sold. Well, Finally My Waiting Has Paid Off And No Hand-Me-Down Cowboy Doll Is Gonna Mess It Up For Me Now! Prospector: Take That, Space Toy!
Woody: Hey! No One Does That To My Friend! Prospector: Look, We Have An Eternity To Spend Together In The Museum. Let's Not Start Off By Pointing Fingers, Shall We? Jessie: You callin' me a liar?
Woody: Well, if the boot fits.
Jessie: Say that again.
Woody: [slowly] If the boot-tah fits. Woody: I have no choice, Buzz. This is my only chance.
Buzz Lightyear: To do what? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? Some life. Rex: I can't look. Could somebody please cover my eyes?
Woody: Ride like the wind, Bullseye. Stinky Pete the Prospector: It's your choice, Woody. Either you can go to Japan together or in pieces. He fixed you once, he can fix you again. Now get in the box. Prospector: IDIOTS! Children Destory Toys! You All Be Ruined! Forgotten! Spending Eternity Rotting In Some Landfill! Woody:"I can't find my hat anywhere!"
Buzz:" Aw, don't worry Woody in a minute you'll be going up to summer camp with Andy and you'll both be having delicious, hot schmoes!"
Woody: "They're called 'smores' Buzz."
Buzz: "Right, right, of course."
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