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Were all the size of boogers!
-Ron Wayne: I shrunk the kids. Diane: What? Wayne: And the Thompson's kids, too. The're about this big. The're in the backyard. Diane: WHAT?! Wayne: I threw them out with the trash.
-Wayne and Diane Oh I get it french class
-Nick I'm on a special diet. No toxic waste.
-Nick The early worm catches the fish, Russell. Remember that.
-Russ I'm your brother, Russ, you're not supposed to rat on your own brother!
-Ron Thompson "Big Russ: What's on this thing? Ron: Super glue. Big Russ: Super glue?!"
-Big Russ and Ron Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: "Hey, Szalinski, your lawn's beginning to look like the Amazon."
Wayne Szalinski: "Yeah, producing oxygen, Russ. We all have to do our part. You know how all the jungles are receding everywhere?" Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: [about the Szalinskis] "Weird family."
Amy Szalinski: [about the Thompsons] "Weird family." Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: "It's just that my dad doesn't understand your dad."
Amy Szalinski: "Your dad doesn't understand anything."
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