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It's just a little mint!
-Waiter to Fat Diner Nurse: Doctor, the inspector's coming
Doctor: Switch everything on!!!
-Doctor while helping woman give birth Every sperm is sacred.
-Catholic Father Get the machine that goes PING!
-Doctor It is but waifer thin.
-Waiter to Fat Diner Get me a bucket im goin to throw up
-Fat Man From now on the school cormorant is OUT OF BOUNDS! Oh and Jenkins. Apparently your mother died this morning.
-Principal
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