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Bat bladder? Holy kaopectate; I don't think so.
-Michael Cromwell
M.S.: [seeing Karen for the first time] Angel on table...
-Mimi-Siku
That's it, Andrew, bite him! Use those crooked teeth!
-Richard Kempster
In Lipo Lipo, we eat with hands.' 'In New York, New York, we eat with forks.
-Mimi-Siku Michael Cromwell
[showing Mimi how to use the toilet] Before you pee, you lift the seat; after you pee, you put the seat back down. Females in tribe start war over this. Many deaths.
-Michael Cromwell
Mr. Cromwell? The young man you're with is, ah, urinating on the exit doors..
-Stewardess
Mimi-Siku: I want to see Statue of Liberty, I go!
-Mimi-Siku
Do you mean to tell me that you are walking around New York City with A MILLION DOLLARS IN A SUITCASE?
-Michael Cromwell
His name's Mimi-Siku. Roughly translated, it means "cat piss."
-Dr. Patricia Cromwell
Alexei Jovanovic: [picking a finger to cut off of Richard Kempster] Eeny... Meeny...
[arrives at middle finger]
Alexei Jovanovic: Meiny - no, need that one for traffic... mo.
Michael Cromwell: Richard, are you out of your mind? Now we're laundering money for the Russian mafia?
Richard Kempster: Yes, we are, and we'll iron it for them too.
Michael Cromwell: [showing Mimi how to use the toilet] Before you pee, you lift the seat; after you pee, you put the seat back down. Females in tribe start war over this. Many deaths.
Andrew Kempster: What kind of dumb name is Mimi Siku?
Jan Kempster: Don't be rude. He probably thinks Andrew is a dumb name.
Andrew Kempster: So do I.
Karen Kempster: I think Mimi Siku is a nice name.
Andrew Kempster: You would.
Dr. Patricia Cromwell: His name's Mimi-Siku. Roughly translated, it means "cat piss".
Michael Cromwell: He *chose* the name "cat piss"?
Dr. Patricia Cromwell: He was six years old at the time! Its a territorial thing.

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