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Shut up!
-Gordie I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
-Vern, Chris, Teddy And then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up.
-Gordie Finding new and preferably disgusting ways to degrade a friend's mother was always held in high regard.
-The Writer It happens sometimes. Friends come in and out of our lives like busboys in a restaurant.
-The Writer I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?
-The Writer It'd be a small meal!
-Chris This isn't funny. What am I supposed to eat?
-Vern Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood.
-Gordie OK, Chambers. You little faggot! This is your last chance. What do you say, kid?
-Ace Yeah, that is weird. What the hell is Goofy?
-Vern He can't be a dog, he wears a hat and drives a car...
-Chris He's a dog, he's definitely a dog...
-Teddy Mickey is a mouse, Donald is a duck, Pluto is a dog. What's Goofy...?
-Gordie Wish the hell I was your dad. You wouldn't be going around talking about taking these stupid shop courses if I was. It's like God gave you something, man. All those stories that you can make up. An' he said: This is what we got for you, kid, try not to
-CHRIS Okay. You guys can go round if you want. I'm crossing here. And while you guys are dragging your candy-asses half way across the state and back I'll be waiting for you on the other side, relaxing with my thoughts.
-TEDDY Pez, Cherry flavored Pez!
-Vern I brought the comb.
-Vern Come on Vern! By the time we get there the kid won't even be dead anymore!
-Teddy You use your left hand or your right hand for that?
-Chris about who would win out of mighty mouse and superman:
"but superman is a real guy...there's no way a cartoon could beat a real guy"
-teddy you wanna be the lone ranger or the cisco kid?
-Chris skin it.....you can dodge it on the way back man, peace
-Chris I don't like this man...sincerely
-Vern hey, at least now we know when the next train was due
-Chris JESUS!
-chris and Gordie now he said "sick em boy", but what I heard was..."chopper, sick balls"
-narrator you guys wanna go see a dead body?
-Vern we're not taking him....nobody's taking him
-Gordie how do you know if a frenchman's been in your backyard?...your garbage cans are empty and your dog's pregnant!
-Chris Gordie: I'll see ya"
chris: "not if I see you first"
-Gordie and Chris I just wish...that I could go some place where nobody knows me
-Chris oh yeah my cousins like that, sincerely, she weighs close to 300 pounds- supposed to be her hyboid gland or somethin, well I dont know bout any hyboid gland but what a blimp!no shit- she looks like a thanksgiving turkey, and you know this one time...
-vern vern: "yeah like if he's all cut up and blood and s#*t all over him-i might have nightmares"
chris: "shut up vern"
vern:"you know, like all guts and eyeballs ready to jump and grab..
chris: "shut up vern god dammit!
-vern and chris okay, you've stated your position clearly, now I'm gonna state mine....get in the f#*king car-NOW!
-Ace chris: "who ever told you you had a fat one Lachance?"
gordie: "biggest one in 4 county's!
-chris and gordie hey lard ass! chow down wide load!
-the donelly twins Traaaaaiiiiiinnnn!!
-Gordie Boom ba ba boom ba ba boom. (when lard ass walks)
Lard ass lard ass lard ass
-The antler guys in the story Vern: Geez, Gordie, why couldn't you have gotten breakfast stuff like twinkies, Pez and root beer?
Gordie: Sorry, Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents. Teddy: My father stormed the beaches at Normandy! Chris: You four-eyed pile of s***!
Teddy: A pile of s*** has a THOUSAND eyes! Teddy: "...Oh billy I think i just turned my fruit of the looms into a fudge factory!" Vern: "Great spit at the fat kid" Junkyard Owner: "Looney Looney Looney" Crowd: (chanting) "Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass!" Junkyard man: Your Dad is a loony!
Teddy duchamp: Call him that one more time.
Junkyard man: Loony! Loony! Loony!
Teddy: I'll rip of your head and S#it down your neck!
Teddy Duchamp, Junkyard man Man: (to Lard-Ass) "Boy, are you fat!" vern:
if i could only have one food for the rest of my life?
that's easy. pez.
cherry-flavored pez. no question about it. vern:
oh my god
teddy:
it's that brower kid.
his ghost is out walking in the woods.
vern:
i promise i won't hawk no more dirty books.
i promise i won't say no more bad swears.
i promise i'll eat all my lima beans.
teddy:
two for flinching.
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