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Maybe he's some animal that wasn't supposed to live. Could be a monkey or an orangutan.
-Michael But they'll give it a lobotomy or do experiments on it or something.
-Elliot If you ever see it again, whatever it is, don't catch it, just call me and we'll call somebody and have them take it away.
-Mary Maybe it was a pervert or a deformed kid or something.
-Michael He's a man from outer space and we're taking him to his spaceship.
-Elliot Well, can't he just beam up?
-Greg It was nothing like that, penis-breath!
-Elliot How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?
-Elliot E.T. phone home.
-E.T. Maybe it was an iguana.
-Michael It was NO iguana.
-Elliot A bald monkey?
-Elliot Is he a pig? He sure eats like one.
-Gertie Elliot, that machine, what does it do?
-Keys Of course he can talk.
-Mary You could be happy here, I could take care of you. I wouldn't let anybody hurt you. We could grow up together, E.T.
-Elliot The communicator? Is it still working?
-Elliot I really shouldn't tell. He came to me, he came to me.
-Elliot Elliot, he came to me too. I've been wishing for this since I was 10 years old, I don't want him to die. What can we do that we're not already doing?
-Keys He needs to go home, he's calling his people, and I don't know where they are, and he needs to go home.
-Elliot Elliot, I don't think he was left here intentionally, but his being here is a miracle, Elliot. It's a miracle and you did the best that anybody could do. I'm glad he met you first.
-Keys You must be dead, because I don't know how to feel. I can't feel anything anymore.
-Elliot Ooh! Where's he from? Uranus? Get it? Your anus?
-Tyler A pizza? Who said you guys could order a pizza?
-Mary E.T.! E.T.! E.T.!
-E.T. We're all going to die and they're never going to give me my license!
-Michael The man from the moon. But I think you've killed him already.
-Gertie Mama, he can talk!
-Gertie I'll believe in you all my life.
-Elliot I'll... be... right... here.
-E.T. *Nobody* go out there!
-Elliot You have absolute power!
-Michael OUCH!
-E.T. 'B' Good.
-E.T. These are toys. These are little men. This is Greedo, and this is Hammerhead, and this is Walrusman, and this is Snaggletooth, and this is Lando Calrissian. See? And this is Boba Fett.
-Elliott ELLLLIIIIOOOOOTTTT
-E.T E.T.: Elliot. I'll be right here.
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