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Is this a god damn?
-Beavis Do you Have Teepee? Teepee for My Bunghole?
-Beavis Chief! Ya know that guy whose camper they were whackin' off in?
-Agent Bork You want us to do a guy? No way!
-Butt-head That cheap-ass! Alright I've got a better deal for you - I'll double it. I'll pay you 20 if you go back and do him.
-Dallas Grimmes I don't know, Butt-head. That *is* a lot of money! Maybe we can close our eyes and pretend he's a pretty good chick.
-Beavis I am the great Cornholio. I need T.P. for my bunghole.
-Beavis Huh huh, he said anus.
-Butt-head Really? I poop too much.
-Beavis No, no. I POOP TOO MUCH! Then I get tired.
-Beavis I probably will. Not you. You're too much of a butt monkey.
-Butt-head Cigarettes and beer kick ass.
-Butt-head Butthead: Hey Baby. Are we gonna do it?
Dallas: you have 2 seconds.
Butthead: Uh, is that gonna be enough time?
-Dallas Grimes, and Butthead There's poop coming out of the ass, of the ass!
-Beavis (singing) lebian seagull!!
-hippy guy I don't know butthead that is a lot of money heh heh,maybe if we close our eyes and pretend he's a chick
-beavis Muddy:you got any last words?
Butthead:uh I got some huh huh, buttcheeks! huh huh huh
Beavis:yeah um heh and boobs! wait I just wanna say that
again, boobs! heh heh heh heh
-Muddy,Beavis and Butthead hey Beavis, he wants to see your unit!
-Butthead SHUT UP BUTTDUMPLING
-Butthead Butthead:You want us to do a guy!? No Way!
Beavis:I dont know Butthead that is alot of money! maybe we can just close our eyes and pretend he was a pretty good chick.
-butthead and beavis Ciggarettes and beer kick Ass!
-Butt-head hey look and the windows broken too!
-beavis !Shut up Buttdumpling!
-beavis If I ever catch ya whacking off in here again, I'm gonna hog-tie ya!
-Tom Anderson You know, I tell you what, honey, it doesn't get any better than this. This here is God's country; unspoiled and... AAAAAHHHH!!!
-Tom Anderson WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE! WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE! WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE!
-Beavis Roadie: Hey! One of you bastards got a match.
Butt-Head. Yeah! Your butt and my, uh, butt.
-Motley Crue Roadie, Butt-Head Principal McVicker: "Beavis and Butt-Head! You little bastards...!"
Beavis: "Can we watch your TV?"
Principal McVicker: "No! You're expelled! Now get out of here!"
-Principal McVicker and Beavis "You want us to do a guy? No way!"
"I don't know, Butt-Head... That IS an awful lot of money. Maybe if we closed our eyes and pretend he's a chick..."
-Butt-Head and Beavis Beavis: "No way, Butt-Head! You always go first!"
Butt-Head: "Dammit, Beavis. We've never done this before." Roadie #1: "Uh...Hey. Any one of you little bastards got a match?"
Butt-Head: "Uh...I do. My butt...and your, uhh, butt." Butt-Head: "Whoa! I just figured something out, Beavis!"
Beavis: "What?"
Butt-Head: "This sucks!"
Beavis: "It REALLY sucks!"
Butt-Head: "This sucks worse than anything that has ever sucked before. We shall find this butt-hole that took our TV."
Beavis: "Yeah... Yeah... Yeah!" "Get Out Of The CockPit"
"Huhh huh huh You Said.. AHHHHH"
Pilot, Butthead "Run Real Fast When You Hit The Grod. It'll Work"
-Butthead "Huhh huh huh Im Jacking Off"
-Butthead Captain: "GET THE HELL OUT OFTHE COCKPIT!!!"
Butt-Head: "You said-"
Captain: " NOW!!!" I want you to do her!
Butthead: You want us to Do her?
Yes!
Butthead: Oh Ok! Old Woman: "Well, hello there. Are you two heading for Las Vegas?"
Beavis: "Yeah, we're gonna score there."
Old Woman: "Oh, I hope to score big there myself; I'm mostly going to be doing the slots."
Beavis: "Yeah, I'm hoping to do some sluts, too." ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT NUMBNUTS!!! - Bus driver Roadie #1: "Hey. You kids wanna see something really cool?" (pulls pants down and breaks wind on the fire) Beavis: (Hallucinating in the desert) "It's like...It's like...IT'S LIKE A MUSIC VIDEO!" Mr. VanDriessen: "You know, this could be a very good positive situation, where you boys realize that there's a wonderful world out there where we don't need TV to entertain us."
Butt-Head: (to Beavis) "He said 'anus'."
Beavis: "Yeah, I heard it, too. 'Entertain us', anus." Butthead: Beavis?
Beavis: What?
Butthead: This sucks Butt-Head: "It's like it's coming out of it's ass, but it's also, like, coming out of the ass of the ass."
Beavis: "It's, like, the poop like is coming out of the ass of the ass!" Beavis: (as Cornholio) "Are you threatening me? I am Cornholio!"
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