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Shelby "My colors are Blush and Bashful"
Maline"Shelby hunny your colors are pank and pank!"
Shelby "Mama my colors are Blush and Bashful, two shades of pink, one is slightly deeper than the other"
Maline "Oh really Shelby, how precious is this
-Shelby and Maline "I wear a size 6, a 7 feels so good, I buy a size 8!"
Clairee-"They're 9's"
"Perfect!"
-Truvy "If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me!"
-Clairee Spoken like a true smarta@@!
-Clairee I'm a chaaaaain!
-Truvy I can assure you that my personal tragedy will not affect my ability to do good hair
-Anelle to Truvy "M'LYNN, YOU JUST MISSED THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! HALF O' CHIQUAPIN PARISH'LL GIVE THEIR EYE-TEETH TO TAKE A WHACK O' OUISER!" -Clairee "Ouiser, you sound almost chipper. What happened today - you run over a small child or somethin?" -Clairee "The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God." - Ouiser Boudreaux
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