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Merry Christmas. Shitter was full!
-Cousin Eddie Merry Christmas. Mery Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass, Kiss your ass. Happy Hannukah.
-Clark Rich neibor: Hey Griswold, where do you think you're going to put a tree that big? Clark: Brnd over and i'll show you.
-Neighbor and Clark Grisworld if I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I woulden't be any more surprised than I am right now?
-Clark can I refill your egg nogg for you? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere? Leave you for dead?
-clark Bethanie- Oh dear, did I break wind?
Louis- Jesus, did the room clear out? Hell no, she means presents. You shouldn't have brought presents.
Bethanie- It's not every day some one moves into a new house.
Louis- They didn't move into a new house!
-Aunt Bethanie and Uncle Louis Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want he
-Clark Ruby sue--"Dads been shittin bricks cause he aint got no monet to buy us anything."
Clark-- "You shouldn't say words like that."
Ruby Sue-- "Sorry, Shittin rocks."
-Ruby Sue and Clark Clark W. Griswold: Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber!!!
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