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OH MIGHTY ZEUS"
- Lion Hurry hurry hurry, step right up and save a life!
-Tin Man Aah! No!! I'm allergic to water!!
-Evilene There, now how does that feel? But that's the whole tragic point, my friends. What would I do if I could suddenly feel...
-Dorothy & Tin Man Barnum said 'A sucker is born every minute.' I was with Barnum when he said that, I never thought I'd be one of them.
-Scarecrow and Tin Man I want to be SEEN GREEN. Wouldn't be caught DEAD, RED.
-Emerald City Citizens Do you want saurkraut or mustard with your..HOT DOG?? Ha ha ha ha!!
-Evilene Let's hear it for Super Witch and her Wonder Dog!
-Munchkins Bottom line, honey, this chick put the "UGH" in ugly.
-Miss One Would you lay an appropriate quote on this poor beast? Showers expected late tomorrow.
-Tinman and Scarecrow And what do you want, you overstuffed animal cracker? I wanna get the hell outta here!
-The Wiz and Lion Begone you overexcited slot machine! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
-Cowardly Lion Dorothy and Toto...what intelligent names.
-Scarecrow Don't move. Don't worry, I wasn't planning any promenades.
-Dorothy and TinMan Where's New York?" "New York?" "433 Prospect Place." "Ooh! 4-3-3. You wanna play more than one number today honey?
-Dorothy and Miss One What's a Wiz?
-Dorothy Count your blessings, cut your losses and follow the yellow brick road.
-Miss One What is goin' down in that hayloft you call a head?
-Crow This is just an experiment. (Dorothy tries to help him off the pole, but he falls down) The results of the first experiment: Subject is a hopeless failure.
-Scarecrow The genius who created me only took care of my dashing good looks, razor sharp wit and irresistible attraction to the wrong women. What he forgot to add was a heart.
-TinMan But everyone has a heart. Alas, everyone except yours truly.
-Dorothy and TinMan OH TEENIE!!! OH TEENIE!!
-TinMan I.B.O.K! Incapable of being king!
-Lion How DARE you touch the personage of a king, you tacky package of horse fodder!!
-Lion You get me so worked up I'm beginning to sound like a Jewish mother.
-Aunt Em Come with us to the Emerald City!" "I can't!" "Why not?" "I'm scared!
-Dorothy and Lion All lunch hours are cancelled!" "Please oh beautiful one! We haven't had a lunch hour in six months!
-Evilene and Winkie Suffering is food for the soul, right? Then suffer!!
-Evilene Oh, I should've stayed back at the library...
-Cowardly Lion Fame, fortune, all are illusions. The only real thing is friendship." "That's lovely. Who said that?" "I did.
-Scarecrow and Dorothy Even if I had to go back to that junk pile, even as Teenie's seat cushion, I wouldn't mind, because I have known real love.
-Tin Man Scarecrow:"Where the little boys at?" so, you're dorothy, huh? YOU MURDERED MY SISTA!-Evilene Can't you feel a brand new day can't you feel a brand new day? Winkies Aunt Em: (To Dorothy) "Girl, you know are 24 years old and you've never been south of 125th Street." Don't give up the shoes, Dorothy!
-Cowardly Lion King of the Jungle! King of the Cowards.
-Scarecrow and Tin Man
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